Tom Segura

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Tom Segura is an American comedian. He has been a guest performer on Conan, Russell Peter's Presents on ShowTime, and Live at Gotham on Comedy Central. He also has a half-hour special that airs on Comedy Central. He is often found performing at festivals like The South Beach Comedy Festival, The Melbourne Comedy Festival, and The Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver. He is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom radio show. His debut album called "Thrilled" can be found on Amazon and on iTunes.

Albums

Mostly Stories

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  1. 1Beef
    2:24
  2. 2BIKES!
    5:23
  3. 3Emergency
    2:28
  4. 4Every Race
    5:06
  5. 5Exactly
    2:08
  6. 6God Don't Make No Junk
    1:34
  7. 7God Is Watching
    1:35
  8. 8I Yell At It
    1:53
  9. 9Leave It In
    2:25
  10. 10Life Is Long
    6:02
  11. 11Mike Tyson
    8:05
  12. 12My Dad Told Me
    1:56
  13. 13My Latest
    2:51
  14. 14Rumors
    5:14
  15. 15Some People Suck
    5:56
  16. 16They're People
    1:40
  17. 17One Day
    4:12
  18. 18Piercings
    1:48
  19. 19Red Eye
    2:51
  20. 20Small Talk
    3:54
  21. 21The Key To His Heart
    3:20
  22. 22Tyson vs Segura II
    4:11
  23. 23What's He Driving
    1:05
Mostly Stories
April 2017

Completely Normal

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  1. 12 Girls
    3:31
  2. 2A Good Death
    1:08
  3. 3Are People The Same
    0:22
  4. 4Cali's Crazy
    0:40
  5. 5Catastrophic
    1:36
  6. 6Entitlement
    1:15
  7. 7First 48
    5:44
  8. 8D R PERIOD
    3:18
  9. 9Dr. Dick
    5:27
  10. 10Intro
    0:29
  11. 11It's Okay
    2:09
  12. 12Hobby
    2:30
  13. 13I Sit
    0:46
  14. 14Liberate Yourself
    3:54
  15. 15My History
    0:37
  16. 16New Goal
    2:59
  17. 17No Change
    3:42
  18. 18Professional
    1:02
  19. 19Seagal
    5:47
  20. 20Sorry
    2:30
  21. 21Stop Pretending
    1:15
  22. 22Travel Advice
    1:01
  23. 23You Win
    0:41
Completely Normal
March 2014

White Girls With Cornrows

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  1. 1Where the Dudes At?
    1:19
  2. 2Intro
    0:15
  3. 3Animal Man
    5:30
  4. 4Worse At Sex
    4:53
  5. 5Ass Hats
    4:42
  6. 6Bonus: a Mexican Story
    9:11
  7. 7Destiny
    7:48
  8. 8NYC
    11:09
  9. 9Los Angeles Is Spanish
    2:37
  10. 10Inspiration
    2:54
  11. 11Confusing Words
    1:02
  12. 12My Downfall
    3:31
  13. 13White Girls With Cornrows
    1:25
  14. 14People Want to Connect
    1:32
  15. 15Caught By Strangers
    3:28
White Girls With Cornrows
September 2012

Thrilled

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  1. 13 Types
    3:06
  2. 280's Porn
    1:23
  3. 3Aggressive On a Bicycle
    0:50
  4. 4Black Guys (Bonus Track)
    2:15
  5. 5Fun Game
    1:22
  6. 6Cursing Is Bad Rudely Interrupt
    2:38
  7. 7Intro Hello, Minnesota
    1:59
  8. 8Homeless Guy
    2:12
  9. 9My Goal
    2:28
  10. 10My Thing
    1:41
  11. 11Midgets Aren't N ers
    4:16
  12. 12Not Normal
    0:19
  13. 13Pregnant While Mexican
    3:48
  14. 14Something Gay
    4:33
  15. 15Tattoos
    3:13
  16. 16Too Much Vegas
    1:55
  17. 17You Know How
    0:45
  18. 18You Should Judge People
    2:59
Thrilled
May 2010