Tom Segura

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Tom Segura is an American comedian. He has been a guest performer on Conan, Russell Peter's Presents on ShowTime, and Live at Gotham on Comedy Central. He also has a half-hour special that airs on Comedy Central. He is often found performing at festivals like The South Beach Comedy Festival, The Melbourne Comedy Festival, and The Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver. He is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom radio show. His debut album called "Thrilled" can be found on Amazon and on iTunes.

Albums

Mostly Stories

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  1. 1Beef
    2:24
  2. 2BIKES!
    5:23
  3. 3Emergency
    2:28
  4. 4Every Race
    5:06
  5. 5Exactly
    2:08
  6. 6One Day
    4:12
  7. 7Piercings
    1:48
  8. 8Red Eye
    2:51
  9. 9Rumors
    5:14
  10. 10Small Talk
    3:54
  11. 11Some People Suck
    5:56
  12. 12The Key To His Heart
    3:20
  13. 13They're People
    1:40
  14. 14Tyson vs Segura II
    4:11
  15. 15God Don't Make No Junk
    1:34
  16. 16God Is Watching
    1:35
  17. 17I Yell At It
    1:53
  18. 18Leave It In
    2:25
  19. 19Life Is Long
    6:02
  20. 20Mike Tyson
    8:05
  21. 21My Dad Told Me
    1:56
  22. 22My Latest
    2:51
  23. 23What's He Driving
    1:05
Mostly Stories
April 2017

Completely Normal

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  1. 12 Girls
    3:31
  2. 2A Good Death
    1:08
  3. 3Are People The Same
    0:22
  4. 4Cali's Crazy
    0:40
  5. 5Catastrophic
    1:36
  6. 6D R PERIOD
    3:18
  7. 7Dr. Dick
    5:27
  8. 8Entitlement
    1:15
  9. 9First 48
    5:44
  10. 10Hobby
    2:30
  11. 11I Sit
    0:46
  12. 12Intro
    0:29
  13. 13It's Okay
    2:09
  14. 14Liberate Yourself
    3:54
  15. 15My History
    0:37
  16. 16New Goal
    2:59
  17. 17No Change
    3:42
  18. 18Professional
    1:02
  19. 19Seagal
    5:47
  20. 20Sorry
    2:30
  21. 21Stop Pretending
    1:15
  22. 22Travel Advice
    1:01
  23. 23You Win
    0:41
Completely Normal
March 2014

White Girls With Cornrows

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  1. 1Ass Hats
    4:42
  2. 2Animal Man
    5:30
  3. 3Worse At Sex
    4:53
  4. 4Where the Dudes At?
    1:19
  5. 5Intro
    0:15
  6. 6Destiny
    7:48
  7. 7Bonus: a Mexican Story
    9:11
  8. 8NYC
    11:09
  9. 9Los Angeles Is Spanish
    2:37
  10. 10Inspiration
    2:54
  11. 11Confusing Words
    1:02
  12. 12My Downfall
    3:31
  13. 13People Want to Connect
    1:32
  14. 14Caught By Strangers
    3:28
  15. 15White Girls With Cornrows
    1:25
White Girls With Cornrows
September 2012

Thrilled

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  1. 180's Porn
    1:23
  2. 23 Types
    3:06
  3. 3Aggressive On a Bicycle
    0:50
  4. 4Black Guys (Bonus Track)
    2:15
  5. 5Cursing Is Bad Rudely Interrupt
    2:38
  6. 6Fun Game
    1:22
  7. 7Homeless Guy
    2:12
  8. 8Intro Hello, Minnesota
    1:59
  9. 9Midgets Aren't N ers
    4:16
  10. 10My Goal
    2:28
  11. 11My Thing
    1:41
  12. 12Not Normal
    0:19
  13. 13Pregnant While Mexican
    3:48
  14. 14Something Gay
    4:33
  15. 15Tattoos
    3:13
  16. 16Too Much Vegas
    1:55
  17. 17You Know How
    0:45
  18. 18You Should Judge People
    2:59
Thrilled
May 2010