The Capitol Steps

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The Capitol Steps consists of 26 cast members and 5 pianists who play mostly parodies of popular songs. Their discography consists of 42 titles since 1981. They perform political satire sketches and songs, related to the current US government and current events. They have performed in venues nationally, on public radio and PBS as well as regular appearances at the Ronald Reagan International Trade Center in Washington DC every Friday and Saturday through the year.

Albums

Springtime For Liberals

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  1. 1Glory, Nsa
    1:49
  2. 2Viagra
    2:12
  3. 3Polonium 209
    2:25
  4. 4Bein' Pope
    1:48
  5. 5Hole in the Ozone
    3:55
  6. 6Shamlet
    4:30
  7. 7Still Crazy
    2:20
  8. 8Leader Like Barack
    2:38
  9. 9Aristocrats from the Cradle
    1:51
  10. 10Fema
    1:32
  11. 11Lirty Dies: Creodats, Peerublicans, And the Lorious Glandslide of Soo-T
    10:02
  12. 12Loonies of the Right
    2:41
  13. 13Juan Nation
    3:14
  14. 14Congress, It Is A-Changin'
    1:42
  15. 15Everything's Run by Pelosi
    2:23
  16. 16If I Were a Rich Mensch
    2:05
  17. 17Old Man Rumsfeld
    2:13
  18. 18Tsa Investigation: Moist and Dangerous
    1:17
  19. 19Ain't No Rumsfeld
    2:06
  20. 20George Bush Speaks to the Nation
    3:56
  21. 21Stand by Japan
    2:44
  22. 22Depends on NASA
    1:27
  23. 23Springtime for Liberals
    2:36
  24. 24Lust in Space
    1:46
Springtime For Liberals
July 2007

O Christmas Bush (Holiday Release)

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  1. 1Juggle Bills
    1:30
  2. 2Away in the Manger
    2:08
  3. 3Mel's Christmas
    1:51
  4. 4Up on the desktop
    1:43
  5. 5Told You So
    1:17
  6. 6Christmas Wrapping
    1:41
  7. 7Little Bomber Boy
    1:56
  8. 8Santa Claus is coming by Ground
    1:03
  9. 9White Christians
    1:27
  10. 10Here we come a waffling
    1:22
  11. 11Do Fear What I fear?
    2:49
  12. 12Frosty the Chairman
    1:30
  13. 13The fright before Christmas
    1:27
  14. 14Have Yourself a Condoleeza Christmas
    1:55
  15. 15Whys the Army Frisking Santa Claus?
    1:00
  16. 16I'm Beginning to look alot like Santa
    1:27
  17. 17Rudolph the two faced Reindeer
    1:12
  18. 18What Pests You Metrosexuals
    1:36
O Christmas Bush (Holiday Release)
December 2006

I'm So Indicted

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  1. 1Rolling Kidney Stones - Brian Ash, Morgan Duncan
    3:53
  2. 2George Bush Speaks
    3:18
  3. 3Fu Airlines - Nancy Dolliver,
    3:25
  4. 4Rafael Palmeiro's Greatest Hits - Mike Tilford
    2:10
  5. 5Old Finger - Ann Johnson
    1:26
  6. 6Michael Brown - Brian Ash, Mike Carruthers,
    1:30
  7. 7Deep Throat - Andy Clemence
    2:43
  8. 8Living Will
    3:09
  9. 9GOP-BS - Nancy Dolliver, Morgan Duncan, Mike Thornton
    4:35
  10. 10Government Lessons for Little Children: Chicken Little
    3:00
  11. 11When I'm 84 - Bari Biern, Anne Willis Hill
    2:08
  12. 12Dubai Dubai Doo - Michael Forrest
    2:59
  13. 13Can't Get to a Church - Richard Paul, Jamie Zemarel
    1:56
  14. 14Here's to You, Reverend Robertson - Jamie Zemarel
    1:51
  15. 15John Bolton Goes to the U.N. - Mark Eaton
    2:01
  16. 16God Bless My SUV
    2:15
  17. 17What a Difference Delay Makes - Janet Davidson Gordon, Richard Paul
    1:49
  18. 18Lirty Dies: Ecret Sagents, Ack Jabramoff, Chick Daney, Yublle-Doo ... - Bill Strauss
    9:08
  19. 19In the Metro - Janet Davidson Gordon, Jack Rowles, Mike Tilford
    2:46
  20. 20How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea? - Elaina Newport, Brad Van Grack
    1:38
  21. 21This Is the House That Jack Bribed - Elaina Newport
    1:47
  22. 22Three Little Kurds from School - Mike Tilford, Jamie Zemarel
    2:26
  23. 23Sam Alito
    1:23
  24. 24I'm So Indicted - Richard Paul, Mike Tilford
    4:08
I'm So Indicted
January 2006

Four More Years In The Bush Leagues

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  1. 1This Land's Not Your Land
    2:09
  2. 2I've Taken Stands on Both Sides Now
    2:02
  3. 3Detective Story
    1:57
  4. 4I Like Big Cuts and I Cannot Lie
    2:15
  5. 5Candidates' Debate
    3:13
  6. 6Sunni Side of Tikrit
    5:03
  7. 7Impossible Dean
    2:56
  8. 8Lirty Dies: Yubble-Doo/Bot Nush/Startha Moowurt/Rill O'Beilly
    1:44
  9. 9Someone Dumber Might
    1:20
  10. 10Embraceable Jew
    3:31
  11. 11If Only I Had a Plan
    5:52
  12. 12Electile Dysfunction
    3:03
  13. 13There Is Nothing Like Ukraine
    2:34
  14. 14Der Nadermouth
    2:07
  15. 15It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
    1:34
  16. 16He Works Hard for the Country
    9:33
  17. 17Fakey Purple Hearts
    3:11
  18. 18Wouldn't It Be Hillary
    2:32
  19. 19Sunni & Cher
    2:25
  20. 20Supremes
    2:43
Four More Years In The Bush Leagues
July 2005

Unzippin' My Doo-Dah

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  1. 1101 Damnations
    2:51
  2. 2Hold The Phones
    1:31
  3. 3Ol' Man Zipper
    2:38
  4. 4Pardon Me Miss, Is That The Chap Who Tried To Chew You?
    1:56
  5. 5Hava No Deala
    1:42
  6. 6My Swell E-Coli Baby
    1:48
  7. 7Lirty Dies: Imbos In The Boffice, Trinda Lipp, And Marmy Smarv
    9:45
  8. 8Happy Monica
    1:42
  9. 9It's Just The Way You Look Too Tight
    2:14
  10. 10Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
    1:05
  11. 11How The Gates Stole Christmas
    2:01
  12. 12The Bimbo Collection
    1:51
  13. 13The Linda Is A Tripp
    1:34
  14. 14When IRS Guys Are Smilin'
    1:10
  15. 15Golden State Chokers
    0:47
  16. 16How Do You Solve A Problem Like Korea?
    1:20
  17. 17Texas Steak-Out
    1:28
  18. 18To Steer On Mir
    2:55
  19. 19My Pants Go Down
    2:10
  20. 20The Unabomber Song
    1:43
  21. 21You Better Sleep Around
    1:38
  22. 22God Bless The U.F.O.
    2:04
  23. 23Hello Dalai
    2:29
  24. 24A Tisket, A Casket
    1:21
  25. 25I Enjoy Being Al Gore
    1:30
  26. 26Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Like The Cowboys
    1:49
  27. 27Castro Convertible
    1:54
Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
January 1998

Return To Center

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  1. 1Lirty Dies: Gril Phamm & Dob Bole/J.O./Grew Hant
    8:50
  2. 2Glory, Glory Paranoia
    3:19
  3. 3Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?
    2:09
  4. 4Yackety Yack, Jacques Chirac
    1:12
  5. 5Papal Doll
    1:33
  6. 6Where's Waldholtz?
    3:48
  7. 7New York City Department of Courteousness
    1:23
  8. 8Return to Center
    1:44
  9. 9Merchant of Venice Beach
    4:24
  10. 10Angry Feminist Nursery Rhymes
    2:49
  11. 11Take Hillary...Please!
    0:47
  12. 12Good Morning, Starbucks
    1:51
  13. 13Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales
    1:24
  14. 14I'm in the Mood for Bugs
    1:58
  15. 15Waiting for Perot
    2:41
  16. 16Newt, Newt, Newt, Goin' Out My Back Door
    1:25
Return To Center
January 1995

Lord Of The Fries

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  1. 1Ol' Whitewater
    2:34
  2. 2Serb War
    2:46
  3. 3Time For Killin' Barney
    1:21
  4. 4Sounds Of Suckin'
    3:25
  5. 5Snippity Bobbitt
    2:48
  6. 6There Is Nothin' Like The Ames
    2:04
  7. 7You Can Hide Those Giant Thighs
    1:49
  8. 8Son-O-Gram
    2:08
  9. 9You'll Never Get A Loan
    1:13
  10. 10You Must Have Been A Biotech Baby
    2:14
  11. 11You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvinism
    4:51
  12. 12You Can Suture Yourself At Home
    3:13
  13. 13U.S. Pistol Service
    1:43
  14. 14Euro Pest
    3:17
  15. 15Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac
    1:39
  16. 16Loonies Of The Right
    2:42
  17. 17It Don't Mean A Thing If We Trade With Beijing
    1:41
  18. 18'Atsa Lawyer
    2:41
  19. 19Breakin' Knees Is Hard To Do
    2:10
  20. 20Sneakin' Flowers Through The Wall
    2:15
  21. 21Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture
    7:52
  22. 22Everyone Glows
    1:58
  23. 23Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno
    2:05
Lord Of The Fries
July 1994

All I Want For Christmas Is A Tax Increase (Holiday Release)

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  1. 1Her Come Democrats
    0:45
  2. 2Check My Calls From Wood Of Holly
    1:29
  3. 3Puh-Leeze, Navy Dad
    1:05
  4. 4Here We Go A-Lobbying
    1:28
  5. 5Do You Feel What I Feel?
    1:54
  6. 6Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire
    2:08
  7. 7Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus?
    1:06
  8. 8Have Yourself A Very Little X-mas
    1:56
  9. 9All We Got For X-mas Is A Tax Increase
    1:30
  10. 10Dumber Boy
    2:24
  11. 11O Little Rock Of Arkansas
    1:33
  12. 12Jingo All The Way
    0:44
  13. 13Good Thing Princess Di
    0:42
  14. 14Santo Claus's Budget Is Down
    2:02
  15. 15Can't Wish You A Merry X-mas
    0:22
  16. 16Doctor Bills
    1:42
  17. 17The Twelve Days Of Clinton
    3:09
  18. 18Mommy's Spoiled-Child
    1:56
  19. 19Over The River, They Cut The Woods
    0:39
  20. 20We Need A Little Christophe
    1:51
  21. 21Rosty, The Chairman
    0:58
  22. 22Clinton Blunderland
    1:13
  23. 23Don't Ask, Don't Tell
    0:44
  24. 24Whose Child Was This?
    0:43
  25. 25Let Perot
    1:07
  26. 26It's Beginning To Look Like Warren Christopher
    0:48
  27. 27Golly, Stephanopoulos
    0:31
  28. 28Now CBS Has Letterman
    1:08
  29. 29O Fax Machine
    1:58
  30. 30George Is Home This X-mas
    0:50
  31. 31Ozone Has A Hole On High
    1:33
  32. 32It's Time For Killing Barney
    0:57
All I Want For Christmas Is A Tax Increase (Holiday Release)
January 1993

Georgie On My Mind

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  1. 1On The Sony Side Of The Street
    1:29
  2. 2Drugs "Czar" Us
    0:41
  3. 3Prison Buddies
    1:41
  4. 4Yes, We Have No-Riega
    1:01
  5. 5We Need A Little Isthmus
    1:36
  6. 6Under The Goalpost
    1:36
  7. 7Snack Tonight
    1:51
  8. 8What's The Matter With Reds Today?
    1:50
  9. 9Cab Away
    1:52
  10. 10Night-Mayor On M Street
    0:58
  11. 11I'm So Indicted!
    2:39
  12. 12SuperFranticUnproductiveNothingLegislation
    2:22
  13. 13Federal Excess
    0:55
  14. 14Yes, We Have No-Riega
    1:01
  15. 15You Light Up My Flag
    2:12
  16. 16Get Out, We're Dockin' The Boat
    1:03
  17. 17SuperFranticUnproductiveNothingLegislation
    2:22
  18. 18Summit Time
    1:28
  19. 19Your Statue Needs A Tu-Tu
    1:42
  20. 20The Vatican Flag
    1:20
  21. 21The House That HUD Built
    1:44
  22. 22Talk Like A Dan
    2:34
  23. 23Don't Think Twice, Speaker Wright
    1:36
  24. 24Braneater (Haulin' Oats)
    2:52
  25. 25Sequels
    2:42
  26. 26We Need A Little Isthmus
    1:36
  27. 27Talk Like A Dan
    2:34
  28. 28Night-Mayor On M Street
    0:58
  29. 29Chewing The Fat
    2:05
  30. 30Maxwell's Silver Stammer
    2:04
  31. 31Oily In The Morning
    1:17
  32. 32Braneater (Haulin' Oats)
    2:52
  33. 33Drugs "Czar" Us
    0:41
  34. 34The Case Of The Frozen Son
    2:04
  35. 35Under The Goalpost
    1:36
Georgie On My Mind
January 1990

Stand By Your Dan

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  1. 1Stand By Your Dan
    2:04
  2. 2Mergermania
    1:35
  3. 3The Big Gamble
    1:37
  4. 4Danny Doll
    1:18
  5. 5Austin-Boston Rag
    2:03
  6. 6September Seventh
    1:10
  7. 7Tanks For The Memories
    1:02
  8. 8Fifty Ways To Hide New Taxes
    1:41
  9. 9Sorry, Wrong Number
    2:08
  10. 10Reagan Democrats
    1:50
  11. 11Great Big Drag
    0:51
  12. 12Sorry, Wrong Number
    2:08
  13. 13Life's A Beach
    2:04
  14. 14Slipped Disco
    2:20
  15. 15Jersey
    2:16
  16. 16Great Big Drag
    0:51
  17. 17Austin-Boston Rag
    2:03
  18. 18Wonder Where
    1:25
  19. 19A Pint Of Bush Light
    1:05
  20. 20Whale Barrow
    1:47
  21. 21Arreste Nudilis
    4:36
  22. 22Jersey
    2:16
  23. 23Jeep Thrills
    1:36
  24. 24Gorby Gorbachev
    1:32
  25. 25Life's A Beach
    2:04
  26. 26Arreste Nudilis
    4:36
  27. 27Reagan Democrats
    1:50
  28. 28Inn Trouble
    2:02
  29. 29Make My Pay
    2:29
  30. 30Tanks For The Memories
    1:02
  31. 31Gorby Gorbachev
    1:32
  32. 32Slipped Disco
    2:20
  33. 33Make My Pay
    2:29
  34. 34I've Grown Accustomed To This Base
    2:23
  35. 35Wonder Where
    1:25
  36. 36Jeep Thrills
    1:36
  37. 37Whale Barrow
    1:47
Stand By Your Dan
January 1989

Shamlet - A Political Comedy Of Errors

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  1. 1Meese's Pieces
    1:45
  2. 2Shamlet
    3:57
  3. 3Just Like Ron
    1:45
  4. 4Mario
    2:46
  5. 5On The Air
    0:51
  6. 6Hartbreak Hotel
    1:42
  7. 7Lirty Dies
    5:39
  8. 8Flight Fright
    1:26
  9. 9The Woes
    1:35
  10. 10Panamaniac
    1:17
  11. 11Little Doc Koop
    1:35
  12. 12Downside Story
    2:33
  13. 13Designer Candidate
    1:55
  14. 14Holy Rollercoaster
    0:48
  15. 15The Magic Reagan
    2:03
  16. 16Heavy Traffic
    1:19
  17. 17George's Revenge
    2:08
  18. 18Put Up Your Duke
    0:22
  19. 19Ducoccus
    2:03
  20. 20Ollie Would
    1:51
Shamlet - A Political Comedy Of Errors
January 1988

Thank God I'm A Contra Boy

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  1. 1Libya, Oh Libya
    1:30
  2. 2We Circled France All Night
    1:31
  3. 3Mr. Rehnquist's Neighborhood
    1:35
  4. 4The Meesekateers
    1:35
  5. 5Burger To Go
    1:30
  6. 6Constructive Engagement Rings
    1:10
  7. 7George Bush Now
    1:49
  8. 8Reganpackwoodrostenkowskitaxsimplification
    2:40
  9. 9A Yale Degree
    1:21
  10. 10While Reagan Sleeps Tonight / Thank God I'm A Contra Boy
    2:40
  11. 11The Frill Is Gone
    2:04
  12. 12A Suburban Drone
    2:48
  13. 13Boys Just Wanna Have Guns
    1:54
Thank God I'm A Contra Boy
January 1986