The Capitol Steps

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The Capitol Steps consists of 26 cast members and 5 pianists who play mostly parodies of popular songs. Their discography consists of 42 titles since 1981. They perform political satire sketches and songs, related to the current US government and current events. They have performed in venues nationally, on public radio and PBS as well as regular appearances at the Ronald Reagan International Trade Center in Washington DC every Friday and Saturday through the year.

Albums

Springtime For Liberals

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  1. 1Glory, Nsa
    1:49
  2. 2Viagra
    2:12
  3. 3Polonium 209
    2:25
  4. 4Shamlet
    4:30
  5. 5Bein' Pope
    1:48
  6. 6Hole in the Ozone
    3:55
  7. 7Leader Like Barack
    2:38
  8. 8Still Crazy
    2:20
  9. 9Aristocrats from the Cradle
    1:51
  10. 10Fema
    1:32
  11. 11Lirty Dies: Creodats, Peerublicans, And the Lorious Glandslide of Soo-T
    10:02
  12. 12Congress, It Is A-Changin'
    1:42
  13. 13Everything's Run by Pelosi
    2:23
  14. 14Old Man Rumsfeld
    2:13
  15. 15Tsa Investigation: Moist and Dangerous
    1:17
  16. 16Loonies of the Right
    2:41
  17. 17Juan Nation
    3:14
  18. 18If I Were a Rich Mensch
    2:05
  19. 19Ain't No Rumsfeld
    2:06
  20. 20George Bush Speaks to the Nation
    3:56
  21. 21Lust in Space
    1:46
  22. 22Springtime for Liberals
    2:36
  23. 23Stand by Japan
    2:44
  24. 24Depends on NASA
    1:27
Springtime For Liberals
July 2007

O Christmas Bush (Holiday Release)

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  1. 1Up on the desktop
    1:43
  2. 2Juggle Bills
    1:30
  3. 3Away in the Manger
    2:08
  4. 4Mel's Christmas
    1:51
  5. 5Told You So
    1:17
  6. 6Christmas Wrapping
    1:41
  7. 7Little Bomber Boy
    1:56
  8. 8Santa Claus is coming by Ground
    1:03
  9. 9White Christians
    1:27
  10. 10Here we come a waffling
    1:22
  11. 11Do Fear What I fear?
    2:49
  12. 12Frosty the Chairman
    1:30
  13. 13The fright before Christmas
    1:27
  14. 14Have Yourself a Condoleeza Christmas
    1:55
  15. 15Whys the Army Frisking Santa Claus?
    1:00
  16. 16I'm Beginning to look alot like Santa
    1:27
  17. 17Rudolph the two faced Reindeer
    1:12
  18. 18What Pests You Metrosexuals
    1:36
O Christmas Bush (Holiday Release)
December 2006

I'm So Indicted

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  1. 1Rolling Kidney Stones - Brian Ash, Morgan Duncan
    3:53
  2. 2George Bush Speaks
    3:18
  3. 3Fu Airlines - Nancy Dolliver,
    3:25
  4. 4Rafael Palmeiro's Greatest Hits - Mike Tilford
    2:10
  5. 5Michael Brown - Brian Ash, Mike Carruthers,
    1:30
  6. 6Old Finger - Ann Johnson
    1:26
  7. 7Deep Throat - Andy Clemence
    2:43
  8. 8GOP-BS - Nancy Dolliver, Morgan Duncan, Mike Thornton
    4:35
  9. 9Living Will
    3:09
  10. 10Government Lessons for Little Children: Chicken Little
    3:00
  11. 11When I'm 84 - Bari Biern, Anne Willis Hill
    2:08
  12. 12Dubai Dubai Doo - Michael Forrest
    2:59
  13. 13Can't Get to a Church - Richard Paul, Jamie Zemarel
    1:56
  14. 14Here's to You, Reverend Robertson - Jamie Zemarel
    1:51
  15. 15What a Difference Delay Makes - Janet Davidson Gordon, Richard Paul
    1:49
  16. 16In the Metro - Janet Davidson Gordon, Jack Rowles, Mike Tilford
    2:46
  17. 17How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea? - Elaina Newport, Brad Van Grack
    1:38
  18. 18Lirty Dies: Ecret Sagents, Ack Jabramoff, Chick Daney, Yublle-Doo ... - Bill Strauss
    9:08
  19. 19Three Little Kurds from School - Mike Tilford, Jamie Zemarel
    2:26
  20. 20John Bolton Goes to the U.N. - Mark Eaton
    2:01
  21. 21God Bless My SUV
    2:15
  22. 22This Is the House That Jack Bribed - Elaina Newport
    1:47
  23. 23I'm So Indicted - Richard Paul, Mike Tilford
    4:08
  24. 24Sam Alito
    1:23
I'm So Indicted
January 2006

Four More Years In The Bush Leagues

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  1. 1Detective Story
    1:57
  2. 2This Land's Not Your Land
    2:09
  3. 3I've Taken Stands on Both Sides Now
    2:02
  4. 4I Like Big Cuts and I Cannot Lie
    2:15
  5. 5Candidates' Debate
    3:13
  6. 6Sunni Side of Tikrit
    5:03
  7. 7Impossible Dean
    2:56
  8. 8Lirty Dies: Yubble-Doo/Bot Nush/Startha Moowurt/Rill O'Beilly
    1:44
  9. 9Someone Dumber Might
    1:20
  10. 10Embraceable Jew
    3:31
  11. 11If Only I Had a Plan
    5:52
  12. 12Electile Dysfunction
    3:03
  13. 13There Is Nothing Like Ukraine
    2:34
  14. 14He Works Hard for the Country
    9:33
  15. 15Fakey Purple Hearts
    3:11
  16. 16Wouldn't It Be Hillary
    2:32
  17. 17Der Nadermouth
    2:07
  18. 18It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
    1:34
  19. 19Sunni & Cher
    2:25
  20. 20Supremes
    2:43
Four More Years In The Bush Leagues
July 2005

Unzippin' My Doo-Dah

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  1. 1101 Damnations
    2:51
  2. 2Hold The Phones
    1:31
  3. 3My Swell E-Coli Baby
    1:48
  4. 4Ol' Man Zipper
    2:38
  5. 5Pardon Me Miss, Is That The Chap Who Tried To Chew You?
    1:56
  6. 6Lirty Dies: Imbos In The Boffice, Trinda Lipp, And Marmy Smarv
    9:45
  7. 7Hava No Deala
    1:42
  8. 8Happy Monica
    1:42
  9. 9It's Just The Way You Look Too Tight
    2:14
  10. 10Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
    1:05
  11. 11How The Gates Stole Christmas
    2:01
  12. 12The Bimbo Collection
    1:51
  13. 13The Linda Is A Tripp
    1:34
  14. 14When IRS Guys Are Smilin'
    1:10
  15. 15Golden State Chokers
    0:47
  16. 16How Do You Solve A Problem Like Korea?
    1:20
  17. 17My Pants Go Down
    2:10
  18. 18You Better Sleep Around
    1:38
  19. 19God Bless The U.F.O.
    2:04
  20. 20Texas Steak-Out
    1:28
  21. 21To Steer On Mir
    2:55
  22. 22The Unabomber Song
    1:43
  23. 23Hello Dalai
    2:29
  24. 24A Tisket, A Casket
    1:21
  25. 25Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Like The Cowboys
    1:49
  26. 26Castro Convertible
    1:54
  27. 27I Enjoy Being Al Gore
    1:30
Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
January 1998

Return To Center

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  1. 1Glory, Glory Paranoia
    3:19
  2. 2Lirty Dies: Gril Phamm & Dob Bole/J.O./Grew Hant
    8:50
  3. 3Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?
    2:09
  4. 4Yackety Yack, Jacques Chirac
    1:12
  5. 5Papal Doll
    1:33
  6. 6Where's Waldholtz?
    3:48
  7. 7Return to Center
    1:44
  8. 8Merchant of Venice Beach
    4:24
  9. 9New York City Department of Courteousness
    1:23
  10. 10Angry Feminist Nursery Rhymes
    2:49
  11. 11Take Hillary...Please!
    0:47
  12. 12Good Morning, Starbucks
    1:51
  13. 13Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales
    1:24
  14. 14I'm in the Mood for Bugs
    1:58
  15. 15Waiting for Perot
    2:41
  16. 16Newt, Newt, Newt, Goin' Out My Back Door
    1:25
Return To Center
January 1995

Lord Of The Fries

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  1. 1Ol' Whitewater
    2:34
  2. 2Serb War
    2:46
  3. 3Time For Killin' Barney
    1:21
  4. 4Snippity Bobbitt
    2:48
  5. 5Sounds Of Suckin'
    3:25
  6. 6There Is Nothin' Like The Ames
    2:04
  7. 7You Can Hide Those Giant Thighs
    1:49
  8. 8Son-O-Gram
    2:08
  9. 9You'll Never Get A Loan
    1:13
  10. 10You Can Suture Yourself At Home
    3:13
  11. 11You Must Have Been A Biotech Baby
    2:14
  12. 12You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvinism
    4:51
  13. 13U.S. Pistol Service
    1:43
  14. 14Euro Pest
    3:17
  15. 15Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac
    1:39
  16. 16Loonies Of The Right
    2:42
  17. 17It Don't Mean A Thing If We Trade With Beijing
    1:41
  18. 18'Atsa Lawyer
    2:41
  19. 19Sneakin' Flowers Through The Wall
    2:15
  20. 20Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture
    7:52
  21. 21Breakin' Knees Is Hard To Do
    2:10
  22. 22Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno
    2:05
  23. 23Everyone Glows
    1:58
Lord Of The Fries
July 1994

All I Want For Christmas Is A Tax Increase (Holiday Release)

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  1. 1Her Come Democrats
    0:45
  2. 2Check My Calls From Wood Of Holly
    1:29
  3. 3Puh-Leeze, Navy Dad
    1:05
  4. 4Here We Go A-Lobbying
    1:28
  5. 5Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire
    2:08
  6. 6Do You Feel What I Feel?
    1:54
  7. 7Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus?
    1:06
  8. 8All We Got For X-mas Is A Tax Increase
    1:30
  9. 9Have Yourself A Very Little X-mas
    1:56
  10. 10Dumber Boy
    2:24
  11. 11O Little Rock Of Arkansas
    1:33
  12. 12Doctor Bills
    1:42
  13. 13Mommy's Spoiled-Child
    1:56
  14. 14Jingo All The Way
    0:44
  15. 15Good Thing Princess Di
    0:42
  16. 16Santo Claus's Budget Is Down
    2:02
  17. 17Can't Wish You A Merry X-mas
    0:22
  18. 18The Twelve Days Of Clinton
    3:09
  19. 19Over The River, They Cut The Woods
    0:39
  20. 20Don't Ask, Don't Tell
    0:44
  21. 21Whose Child Was This?
    0:43
  22. 22Rosty, The Chairman
    0:58
  23. 23We Need A Little Christophe
    1:51
  24. 24Clinton Blunderland
    1:13
  25. 25Let Perot
    1:07
  26. 26It's Beginning To Look Like Warren Christopher
    0:48
  27. 27Now CBS Has Letterman
    1:08
  28. 28O Fax Machine
    1:58
  29. 29George Is Home This X-mas
    0:50
  30. 30Ozone Has A Hole On High
    1:33
  31. 31Golly, Stephanopoulos
    0:31
  32. 32It's Time For Killing Barney
    0:57
All I Want For Christmas Is A Tax Increase (Holiday Release)
January 1993

Georgie On My Mind

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  1. 1Drugs "Czar" Us
    0:41
  2. 2Prison Buddies
    1:41
  3. 3We Need A Little Isthmus
    1:36
  4. 4On The Sony Side Of The Street
    1:29
  5. 5Yes, We Have No-Riega
    1:01
  6. 6Under The Goalpost
    1:36
  7. 7Snack Tonight
    1:51
  8. 8Night-Mayor On M Street
    0:58
  9. 9What's The Matter With Reds Today?
    1:50
  10. 10I'm So Indicted!
    2:39
  11. 11SuperFranticUnproductiveNothingLegislation
    2:22
  12. 12Cab Away
    1:52
  13. 13Yes, We Have No-Riega
    1:01
  14. 14Federal Excess
    0:55
  15. 15Get Out, We're Dockin' The Boat
    1:03
  16. 16SuperFranticUnproductiveNothingLegislation
    2:22
  17. 17Summit Time
    1:28
  18. 18You Light Up My Flag
    2:12
  19. 19Your Statue Needs A Tu-Tu
    1:42
  20. 20The Vatican Flag
    1:20
  21. 21Chewing The Fat
    2:05
  22. 22Braneater (Haulin' Oats)
    2:52
  23. 23We Need A Little Isthmus
    1:36
  24. 24Talk Like A Dan
    2:34
  25. 25The House That HUD Built
    1:44
  26. 26Talk Like A Dan
    2:34
  27. 27Don't Think Twice, Speaker Wright
    1:36
  28. 28Sequels
    2:42
  29. 29Night-Mayor On M Street
    0:58
  30. 30Oily In The Morning
    1:17
  31. 31Braneater (Haulin' Oats)
    2:52
  32. 32Drugs "Czar" Us
    0:41
  33. 33The Case Of The Frozen Son
    2:04
  34. 34Under The Goalpost
    1:36
  35. 35Maxwell's Silver Stammer
    2:04
Georgie On My Mind
January 1990

Stand By Your Dan

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  1. 1The Big Gamble
    1:37
  2. 2Danny Doll
    1:18
  3. 3Austin-Boston Rag
    2:03
  4. 4Stand By Your Dan
    2:04
  5. 5Mergermania
    1:35
  6. 6September Seventh
    1:10
  7. 7Tanks For The Memories
    1:02
  8. 8Fifty Ways To Hide New Taxes
    1:41
  9. 9Sorry, Wrong Number
    2:08
  10. 10Sorry, Wrong Number
    2:08
  11. 11Reagan Democrats
    1:50
  12. 12Life's A Beach
    2:04
  13. 13Slipped Disco
    2:20
  14. 14Great Big Drag
    0:51
  15. 15Jersey
    2:16
  16. 16Great Big Drag
    0:51
  17. 17Austin-Boston Rag
    2:03
  18. 18Wonder Where
    1:25
  19. 19Whale Barrow
    1:47
  20. 20Arreste Nudilis
    4:36
  21. 21A Pint Of Bush Light
    1:05
  22. 22Inn Trouble
    2:02
  23. 23Tanks For The Memories
    1:02
  24. 24Arreste Nudilis
    4:36
  25. 25Jersey
    2:16
  26. 26Slipped Disco
    2:20
  27. 27Reagan Democrats
    1:50
  28. 28Gorby Gorbachev
    1:32
  29. 29Jeep Thrills
    1:36
  30. 30Gorby Gorbachev
    1:32
  31. 31Life's A Beach
    2:04
  32. 32Make My Pay
    2:29
  33. 33Make My Pay
    2:29
  34. 34I've Grown Accustomed To This Base
    2:23
  35. 35Wonder Where
    1:25
  36. 36Whale Barrow
    1:47
  37. 37Jeep Thrills
    1:36
Stand By Your Dan
January 1989

Shamlet - A Political Comedy Of Errors

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  1. 1Meese's Pieces
    1:45
  2. 2Shamlet
    3:57
  3. 3Just Like Ron
    1:45
  4. 4Mario
    2:46
  5. 5On The Air
    0:51
  6. 6Lirty Dies
    5:39
  7. 7Flight Fright
    1:26
  8. 8Hartbreak Hotel
    1:42
  9. 9The Woes
    1:35
  10. 10Panamaniac
    1:17
  11. 11Little Doc Koop
    1:35
  12. 12Designer Candidate
    1:55
  13. 13Downside Story
    2:33
  14. 14Put Up Your Duke
    0:22
  15. 15Ollie Would
    1:51
  16. 16The Magic Reagan
    2:03
  17. 17Holy Rollercoaster
    0:48
  18. 18Heavy Traffic
    1:19
  19. 19George's Revenge
    2:08
  20. 20Ducoccus
    2:03
Shamlet - A Political Comedy Of Errors
January 1988

Thank God I'm A Contra Boy

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  1. 1Mr. Rehnquist's Neighborhood
    1:35
  2. 2Libya, Oh Libya
    1:30
  3. 3We Circled France All Night
    1:31
  4. 4The Meesekateers
    1:35
  5. 5Burger To Go
    1:30
  6. 6Constructive Engagement Rings
    1:10
  7. 7George Bush Now
    1:49
  8. 8Reganpackwoodrostenkowskitaxsimplification
    2:40
  9. 9While Reagan Sleeps Tonight / Thank God I'm A Contra Boy
    2:40
  10. 10A Yale Degree
    1:21
  11. 11The Frill Is Gone
    2:04
  12. 12A Suburban Drone
    2:48
  13. 13Boys Just Wanna Have Guns
    1:54
Thank God I'm A Contra Boy
January 1986