Robert Kelly

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Birthday:1/8/2017
Height: 6' 1" (1.85 m)
Hometown:Chicago, Illinois, USA
Spouse:Andrea Kelly
Robert Kelly is an actor and comedian who frequently performs at the Comedy Cellar and has toured nationally, performing at clubs and colleges as well as internationally to perform for US troops in Baghdad. His credits include: The Opie and Anthony Show on Radio, Last Call, Tough Crowd, Ghost Town, Louie, Hack, Premium Blend and others. In 2003, he was voted the Breakthrough Performer of the Year on Cringe Humor. He has his own podcast and voices a character in the game Grand Theft Auto IV.

Albums

Robert Kelly Live at the Village Underground

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  1. 1on a rock for an ice cream
    6:23
  2. 2speakeasy from the 20s
    4:03
  3. 3california sucks
    0:40
  4. 4toll booth
    2:02
  5. 5women are evil
    0:24
  6. 6hunk of crap u r
    4:46
  7. 7big dick day
    0:27
  8. 8smart people suck
    0:29
  9. 9raking leaves
    0:44
  10. 10skinny people suck
    5:16
  11. 11happy to hate
    0:55
  12. 12mexican dishwasher
    0:28
  13. 13video games
    1:49
  14. 14boogie bubble
    0:59
  15. 15accents turn me on
    1:03
  16. 16love being a guy
    0:39
  17. 17food
    2:01
  18. 18women like sex too
    1:22
  19. 19one thumb massage
    0:35
  20. 20f k dolphins
    0:58
  21. 21baby incident
    4:09
  22. 22sleeping together
    1:04
  23. 23i didn t know women sh
    0:49
  24. 24pits cootchie done
    2:37
  25. 25new york smells
    1:31
  26. 26dry humping
    1:00
  27. 27day off from school
    2:00
  28. 28massachusetts
    0:58
  29. 29where do women pee from
    0:47
  30. 30pleasing a woman is hard
    2:01
  31. 31spanish girls
    1:23
  32. 32dog kaka
    1:19
  33. 33tanning salon
    1:59
  34. 34girls undone
    0:42
  35. 35whatever
    0:50
  36. 36mac n cheese
    3:28
  37. 37silent fight
    0:40
  38. 38mother is psycho
    3:08
  39. 39v d ck ab
    3:47
  40. 40piss the pants monster
    4:54
  41. 41somebody blew the tin man
    5:46
  42. 42naps
    0:55
  43. 43why god made breasts
    3:39
  44. 44osama
    1:55
  45. 45happy ending
    0:55
  46. 46you re a good man bobby
    6:10
  47. 47ring of life
    5:19
  48. 48be a man
    4:05
  49. 49kissing
    1:04
  50. 50tissue sticks
    3:12
  51. 51punch buggy
    0:39
  52. 52baby talk
    0:45
Robert Kelly Live at the Village Underground
July 2015

Just The Tip

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  1. 1Asking Girl To Marry Me
    2:35
  2. 2Being Chunky
    1:40
  3. 3Fat Snake
    1:55
  4. 4Food Is My Drug Of choice
    5:01
  5. 5Dude With A Sword
    3:16
  6. 6Just The tip
    5:31
  7. 7I Like Fat Chicks
    1:47
  8. 8Living With Girl
    5:32
  9. 9Nickelodeon Award
    4:01
  10. 10Naked Just Sox
    2:49
  11. 11No Romance
    3:03
  12. 12Punching Butter
    4:38
  13. 13Restaurant
    2:23
  14. 14She Knows Nothing About My Penis
    4:54
  15. 15Vegas
    1:26
Just The Tip
April 2008

Robert Kelly LIve

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  1. 1Dog Kaka
    1:19
  2. 2Piss The Pants Monster
    4:54
  3. 3One Thumb Massage
    0:35
  4. 4Boogie Bubble
    0:59
  5. 5Day Off From School
    2:01
  6. 6Food
    2:01
  7. 7I Didn't Know Women Shit
    0:50
  8. 8Sleeping Together
    1:04
  9. 9Smart People Suck
    0:29
  10. 10Where Do Women Pee From?
    0:47
  11. 11Spanish Girls
    1:23
  12. 12Fuck Dolphins
    0:58
  13. 13Pleasing A Woman Is Hard
    2:02
  14. 14Happy To Hate
    0:55
  15. 15Toll Booth
    2:02
  16. 16California Sucks
    0:40
  17. 17Massachusetts
    0:58
  18. 18Baby Talk
    0:45
  19. 19New York Smells
    1:31
  20. 20Whatever
    0:50
  21. 21Kissing
    1:04
  22. 22Mexican Dishwater
    0:28
  23. 23Tanning Salon
    1:59
  24. 24Mother Is Psycho
    3:08
  25. 25Women Are Evil
    0:24
  26. 26Silent Fight
    0:40
  27. 27Raking Leaves
    0:44
  28. 28Girls Undone
    0:42
  29. 29Big Dick Day
    0:27
  30. 30Dry Humping
    1:00
  31. 31Naps
    0:55
  32. 32Osama
    1:55
  33. 33Love Being A Guy
    0:39
  34. 34Punch Buggy
    0:39
  35. 35Happy Ending
    0:55
  36. 36Video Games
    1:49
  37. 37Accents Turn Me On
    1:03
  38. 38Women Like Sex, Too
    1:22
Robert Kelly LIve
January 2004