Patton Oswalt

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Birthday:1/27/2017
Height: 5' 3½" (1.61 m)
Hometown:Portsmouth, Virginia, USA
Spouse:Michelle McNamara
Patton Peter Oswalt is a stand-up comedian/actor/writer/voice actor. He played the role of Spencer Olchin on the King of Queens. He was the voice of Remy in the animated movie Ratatouille. He won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special plus a Grammy for Best Comedy Album for the work he did on the Netflix special Patton Oswalt: Talking for Clapping in 2016. He has had roles in more than 47 feature films.

Albums

Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time

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  1. 1Adorable Racism
    5:14
  2. 2Creative Depression
    6:38
  3. 3Germany
    5:14
  4. 4Encore: Orudis Blampfortt
    8:26
  5. 5Florida
    5:57
  6. 6I Am A Great Dad
    4:45
  7. 7I Am An Awful Dad
    5:03
  8. 8Money and Pussy
    2:41
  9. 9My Fitness Future
    3:41
  10. 10My Prostitute
    6:27
  11. 11New Clothes
    5:41
  12. 12Sellout
    10:51
Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time
January 2014

Finest Hour

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  1. 1The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage
    2:27
  2. 2The Best Comedy I've Ever Seen
    3:42
  3. 3The Bugged Car
    2:02
  4. 4The Burroughs of Carbs
    2:19
  5. 5The Circus Is In Town
    4:05
  6. 6The Dumb Gay Friend
    4:43
  7. 7The Gifted Child
    1:42
  8. 8The Ham Incident
    3:39
  9. 9The Horror of New York City
    15:00
  10. 10The Invisible Anus
    1:11
  11. 11The Limits of Dancing
    0:50
  12. 12The Magic of Cursive
    1:08
  13. 13The Miracle of Sweatpants
    2:55
  14. 14The Museum of Spam
    2:22
  15. 15The Parental Defense
    1:45
  16. 16The Parking Ticket
    3:41
  17. 17The Power of Jesus
    2:55
  18. 18The Slob Avatar
    4:42
  19. 19The Spirit Cave
    3:24
  20. 20The Stripper
    1:57
  21. 21The Vestibule of Dreams
    2:48
  22. 22The Vomit Bag
    4:29
  23. 23The Weight Loss Plan
    2:07
Finest Hour
September 2011

My Weakness Is Strong

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  1. 1Airplane
    6:56
  2. 2First
    2:07
  3. 3Demons
    1:04
  4. 4Obama...And Time Travel...And Coolness...And The Last Racist
    6:33
  5. 5Orgy
    4:42
  6. 6Text
    3:08
  7. 7Sky Cake
    3:13
  8. 8Rats
    4:22
  9. 9Fat
    2:21
  10. 10The Sad Boy
    4:15
  11. 11Birth
    3:26
  12. 12The Oswalt Family Crest
    3:49
  13. 13Whiskey And Weed And L.S.D.
    2:58
  14. 14Treadmill
    1:51
  15. 15Lofty Thoughts
    1:55
  16. 16The Magician
    6:07
  17. 17Grocery Robots
    2:51
My Weakness Is Strong
August 2009

Werewolves and Lollipops

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  1. 1Alternate Earth
    1:11
  2. 2Best Week Ever
    1:50
  3. 3Racist Cell Phones
    1:40
  4. 4Beautiful People and a Bridge Troll
    3:06
  5. 5Cirque Du Soleil
    2:56
  6. 6Wackity Schmackity Doo!
    2:15
  7. 7Bubble of Sanity
    1:06
  8. 8Married & Single
    0:16
  9. 9Death Bed
    3:47
  10. 10The Best Baby in the Universe
    2:00
  11. 11You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties
    5:38
  12. 12America Has Spoken
    3:26
  13. 13Clean Filth
    1:57
  14. 14Here We Go
    0:33
  15. 15Sterling, Virginia
    1:19
  16. 16The Miracle of Childbirth
    2:39
  17. 17I Tell a Story About Birth Control and Deal with a Retarded Heckler
    5:57
  18. 18The Dukes of Hazzard
    2:11
  19. 19The Gatekeepers of Coolness
    3:08
  20. 20Great Food is Cooked by Psychos
    2:34
  21. 21Physics for Poets
    4:05
  22. 22At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel
    4:35
Werewolves and Lollipops
July 2007

Feelin' Kinda Patton

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  1. 1A Blowjob Behind the Tilt-a-Whirl
    1:00
  2. 2A Brief History of Shitty Comedy
    2:01
  3. 3A Man Shaves His Balls
    1:17
  4. 4America the Retarded Trust-Fund Kid
    0:54
  5. 5Come on Apocalypse
    1:56
  6. 6Liquor Everywhere
    3:49
  7. 7My Christmas Memory
    2:00
  8. 8Piss Drinkers
    4:21
  9. 980's Metal
    3:36
  10. 10Facts About Midgets
    1:07
  11. 11How We Won the War
    1:00
  12. 12I Hate Hippies
    2:18
  13. 13Robert Evans - The Sadness Ends
    6:13
  14. 14Steak
    3:01
  15. 15Stella D'oro
    2:54
  16. 16The Gay Pride Parade
    1:14
  17. 17The Magic of Oil Painting - Easter Eggs
    6:17
  18. 18The Poetry of Pornography
    5:54
  19. 19The Sadness Begins
    0:49
  20. 20The Winning Team
    2:08
  21. 21The World's Most Amazing Father
    2:42
  22. 22Tivo!
    2:19
  23. 23Tom Carvel
    3:35
  24. 24Toronto Open Mic
    5:15
  25. 25Two More Sips
    0:55
  26. 26We're Here, We're Queer...!
    0:52
  27. 27When You Buy a Humvee
    0:39
  28. 28Your Moment of Irony
    1:29
Feelin' Kinda Patton
June 2004