Larry The Cable Guy

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Birthday:2/17/2017
Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
Hometown:Pawnee City, Nebraska, USA
Spouse:Cara Whitney
Larry the Cable Guy is best known by his catchphrase "Git-R-Done". He has been nominated for a Grammy, and has several albums that have received platinum status and DVDs. He is the host of "Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy" on the History Channel. He was one of the comedians on the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" with Jeff Foxworthy. He was the voice of "Tow-Mater" in the "Cars" films, and he starred in the 2007 film "Delta Farce", the 2008 "Witless Protection", and the 2006 "Health Inspector".

Albums

The Best Of Larry The Cable Guy

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  1. 1Terrorist Or Toddler Hooters And Hooters Airlines
    8:41
  2. 2The Songs Toddler Mail
    11:46
  3. 3Poop Lasagna Midgets And Gay Bars Girls I've Dated
    4:58
  4. 4Intro My Family Is Weird My Sister Is Covered With Moles
    13:23
  5. 5Wife Swap Buying In Bulk
    6:02
  6. 6That's Embarrassing Home Depot
    5:38
  7. 7Half Cocked Male Enhancement
    9:57
  8. 8The Right To Bare Arms Family In Sanford
    8:24
The Best Of Larry The Cable Guy
January 2010

Tailgate Party

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  1. 1Truck Talk
    3:53
  2. 2Wife Swap
    3:38
  3. 3Mother's Milk
    4:09
  4. 4Global Warming
    3:41
  5. 5Male Enhancement
    5:58
  6. 6Hot Dog Whisperer
    4:00
  7. 7Boob Tube
    4:15
  8. 8Tailgate Party
    4:00
  9. 9Silly Songs Amp So long
    4:48
  10. 10Bad Ventriloquist
    4:09
  11. 11Buying In Bulk
    2:23
  12. 12Half Cocked
    3:59
  13. 13Prostate Professional
    3:47
Tailgate Party
September 2009

Christmastime In Larryland

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  1. 1Plus Sized Fashion Shorts
    1:06
  2. 2Introduction Opening Monologue
    6:42
  3. 3Bobblehead Heating Dolls
    1:06
  4. 4Eulogy
    2:59
  5. 5The Chitmunks
    4:06
  6. 6Liberal Commie Environmental Poem
    3:25
  7. 7Nativity Scene
    6:36
  8. 8Farting Jingle Bells
    0:38
  9. 9Holiday Carols
    1:52
  10. 10Magic Of The Mime
    1:43
  11. 11Nutcracker
    0:34
  12. 12Tobacco Company Choir
    1:20
  13. 13Dysfunctional Family Christmas
    3:35
  14. 14Patriotic Poem
    2:57
  15. 15Medley Of Carols
    0:49
  16. 16A Santa's Q and A
    10:58
  17. 17Comedian Muhammad Oscar
    0:47
  18. 18Lapquest
    0:31
  19. 191 900
    0:58
  20. 20Closing Monologue
    0:48
Christmastime In Larryland
October 2007

Morning Constitutions

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  1. 1Shopping At Wal Mart
    5:21
  2. 2Terrorist Or Toddler
    4:04
  3. 3Stool Troubles
    2:38
  4. 4Bowling Shoes
    5:34
  5. 5Poop Lasagna
    3:32
  6. 6Gay Mafia
    3:56
  7. 7Bed Beer A Blonde
    2:50
  8. 8Just Hitched
    5:23
  9. 9Squeal Or No Squeal
    2:44
  10. 10I Like Steak
    5:14
  11. 11A Sue Named Boy
    4:45
  12. 12Pie Of The Month
    5:10
Morning Constitutions
April 2007

The Right to Bare Arms

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  1. 1GIT-R-DONE!
    1:20
  2. 2Hank Williams Jr. High School
    1:51
  3. 3Hooters and Hooters Airlines
    4:38
  4. 4Las Vegas
    4:07
  5. 5NASCAR
    3:07
  6. 6WWJD
    2:20
  7. 7Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait
    1:49
  8. 8Faith Healers and Weight Problems
    4:02
  9. 9Family In Stanford
    4:19
  10. 10Midgets and Gay Bars
    0:48
  11. 11News Items
    1:25
  12. 12Romance and Imported Rubbers
    6:35
  13. 13Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail
    3:25
  14. 14Song for a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered At 4 A.M.)
    4:13
  15. 15The Right to Bare Arms
    4:07
  16. 16Throwed Outta Penney's
    1:01
  17. 17Toodler Mail
    7:04
The Right to Bare Arms
March 2005

A Very Larry Christmas

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  1. 1Gift Giving
    2:10
  2. 2Christmas Commentary
    2:23
  3. 3Fat Holiday Relatives
    1:27
  4. 4Sticks And Horse Turds
    1:21
  5. 5Waiter Commentary
    1:32
  6. 6I Wish My Mother In Law Get Hit By A Car
    0:28
  7. 7The Most Wonderful Ass
    0:16
  8. 8Donny The Retard
    0:07
  9. 9Pissed Off Christmas Poem
    1:37
  10. 10Oh Holy Crap
    0:13
  11. 11Singing Christmas Tree
    1:33
  12. 12Easy To Assemble
    1:50
  13. 13Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
    2:05
  14. 14Christmas Weight Gain
    1:32
  15. 15Oh Little Girl From Birmingham
    0:19
  16. 16Call A Doctor
    0:16
  17. 17Santy For A Day
    1:36
  18. 18Hark The Hairlip Angel
    0:08
  19. 19Santy Claus Santy Claus
    2:23
  20. 20The First Queer Santy Claus
    0:14
  21. 21Redneck Santa Claus
    1:07
  22. 22I Pissed My Pants
    0:23
  23. 23On The First Day Of Christmas
    0:06
  24. 24Fruitcake Commentary
    2:05
  25. 25The Christmas Story
    2:14
  26. 26A Letter To Santy Claus
    1:42
  27. 27Titty Bar Christmas
    2:07
A Very Larry Christmas
November 2004