Kurt Metzger

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Kurt Metzger is an actor, writer and comedian. Comedy Central Records released his hour long stage act ' Kurt Metzger Talks to Young People About Sex' in 2011 as a digital copy for download. His credits include: Inside Amy Schumer (2013), Dave's old porn (2011), Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (2011), Comics Unleashed (2009). He voices Randall Skeffington in Ugly Americans and has written for Inside Amy Schumer and Chapelle's Show.

Albums

White Precious

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  1. 1All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.
    4:00
  2. 2But Kurt Does Have A Point, Right?
    1:43
  3. 3Get Ready For A Letdown!
    6:08
  4. 4I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.
    4:18
  5. 5Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart
    2:08
  6. 6Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.
    7:28
  7. 7Kurt Metzger Makes A Brave Decision.
    2:25
  8. 8Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.
    6:47
  9. 9Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.
    7:43
  10. 10Last of The Great White Jobs.
    4:21
  11. 11No One Has Suffered More Than Me
    2:57
  12. 12Ricky! Noooooooooo!
    3:08
  13. 13Steve, Get Out of My Way!
    3:08
  14. 14Terry The Smoker
    3:04
  15. 15This Joke's A Fifty Fifty.
    5:11
  16. 16White Precious
    5:52
White Precious
July 2014

Talks To Young People About Sex

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  1. 1A heavy Mexican lunch with ice cream for dessert.
    1:46
  2. 2A sweaty monster gets everyone to forgive Tiger Woods.
    4:19
  3. 3Award winning Michael Jackson joke followed by frank discussion of sexual abuse.
    2:24
  4. 4Cash4gold, Facebook, your virginity, and you!
    2:56
  5. 5Curing AIDS the Kinoki way!
    3:21
  6. 6Hold your own fucking purse.
    1:27
  7. 7Know your gyno!
    1:39
  8. 8Kurt explains evolution to young people and why God is a woman.
    2:46
  9. 9Kurt explains why America is still number 1.
    4:28
  10. 10Kurt talks to young people about dating and plastic surgery.
    4:44
  11. 11Kurt talks to young people about fat chicks and Alaska.
    3:57
  12. 12Kurt talks to young people about fisting.
    4:37
  13. 13Kurt talks to young people about interracial dating.
    1:32
  14. 14Kurt talks to young people about safe assplay.
    2:15
  15. 15Shitting, hair loss, shitting shitting.
    2:38
  16. 16Some things you DO NOT joke about!
    1:19
  17. 17Straight talk about jizz.
    3:02
  18. 18The Gulf spill affects all of us, and guidos.
    3:59
  19. 19The Mayan prophecies, 2012, and you!
    1:34
  20. 20This one is hard to justify!
    2:13
Talks To Young People About Sex
June 2011