Joe DeRosa

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Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m)
Joe DeRosa is an actor, writer and stand-up comedian who has recorded 3 stand up albums: You will Die, The Depression Auction and Return of the son of the depression auction. He has had a half hour special on Comedy Central (2013) and has created, written and starred in two web series: We should break up and what are we waiting for. His short film Cheat premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival in 2011 and was the basis of a book (2012) by DeRosa and 2 fellow comedians.

Albums

You Let Me Down

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  1. 1Hey Ladies
    5:10
  2. 2Egotistical Internet Pigs
    2:36
  3. 3Olympians and Other Assholes
    7:41
  4. 4Piece of Shit Celebrities
    8:53
  5. 5Please Stop Communicating
    8:16
  6. 6Mandatory Self-Deprecation Jokes About Therapy
    5:45
  7. 7The Successes of Serial Killing
    6:48
  8. 8What The Fuck, Arizona?
    4:32
  9. 9The Beginning
    1:11
  10. 10The Big Problem in Porn
    6:51
  11. 11This Golf Douche Bag
    1:43
  12. 12YOU WILL DIE
    4:22
You Let Me Down
February 2017

Mistakes Were Made The B Sides

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  1. 1Cute Boyfriend Stuff
    0:48
  2. 2The Tube Sites
    3:28
  3. 3.Another Annoying Incident with Another Drunken Asshole
    6:00
  4. 4"I'm Trying to Fake It"
    0:33
  5. 5B.J.
    0:31
  6. 6"I'm Recording a CD Right Now"
    0:32
  7. 7There's Poison in the Well
    2:58
  8. 8The South
    1:50
  9. 9I Still Hate All People
    2:23
  10. 10P.S.A.
    4:26
  11. 11Sympathy for the Police
    5:04
  12. 12No Kids for Me
    2:36
  13. 13Raw Dog
    4:03
  14. 14Incorrect Atheist
    0:31
  15. 15Bailey Jay: Love Of My Life
    11:14
  16. 16I Hate All People
    4:26
  17. 17Born Again
    2:04
  18. 18Strippers Are Responsible for the Economy
    4:29
  19. 19Cell Phone
    1:00
  20. 20The Afterlife
    1:16
  21. 21Occupy
    1:11
  22. 22Jewish Folks and Christmas Jokes
    4:20
  23. 23You're Never Free
    5:14
  24. 24The Way I Drink
    2:30
  25. 25Everything Is a Fuck
    2:18
  26. 26Marilyn Manson Is On Some Old Poser Shit
    1:14
  27. 27The Economics of Dating
    6:22
  28. 28Abusing Power
    0:37
  29. 29Slurs
    3:40
  30. 30The Big C
    3:33
  31. 31Dirt
    2:38
  32. 32You Don't Exist Anymore
    0:34
  33. 33Dating: Three Tests
    4:27
  34. 34When You're Young
    4:43
  35. 35I Just Want To Be Happy
    2:38
  36. 36Nana
    2:19
Mistakes Were Made The B Sides
September 2014

You Will Die

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  1. 1Introduction
    2:37
  2. 2Opening
    1:15
  3. 3At the Mercy of Drunks, part I
    3:49
  4. 4Lump of Shit
    1:24
  5. 5At the Mercy of Drunks, part II
    7:21
  6. 6TV Party Tonight
    6:32
  7. 7At the Mercy of Drunks, part III
    6:22
  8. 8How Could Things Be Any Worse
    1:52
  9. 9A-Tech-Tion
    2:39
  10. 10At the Mercy of Drunks, part IV
    6:36
  11. 11At the Mercy of Drunks, part V
    5:37
  12. 12I Don't Care About the World
    1:19
  13. 13At the Mercy of Drunks, part VI
    6:05
  14. 14Seesaw of Shit
    3:32
  15. 15At the Mercy of Drunks, part VII
    6:35
  16. 16M.T.P.C.
    4:08
  17. 17At the Mercy of Drunks, part VIII
    7:06
  18. 18New York City
    5:02
  19. 19At the Mercy of Drunks, part IX
    6:40
  20. 20God Joke
    6:22
  21. 21At the Mercy of Drunks, part X
    5:08
  22. 22Nurse Joke
    9:36
  23. 23Hart Disease
    2:03
  24. 24Gimmie Science
    5:02
  25. 25Vices
    8:10
  26. 26KFC
    11:57
You Will Die
September 2013

Return Of The Son Of Depression Auction

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  1. 1A Pussy, That’s Me
    5:23
  2. 2Adrian Grenier
    1:48
  3. 3Anybody Else Broke?
    4:30
  4. 4I Eat Like Shit
    13:08
  5. 5I Guess I Didn’t Quit Drinking
    4:35
  6. 6I’ve Never Been In Shape
    3:16
  7. 7Outro - The Liner Notes
    3:59
  8. 8Just Buy It
    1:01
  9. 9Return Of The Son Of The Worst Gig Ever
    7:47
  10. 10We're Assholes, They're Douche Bags
    5:45
  11. 11The Fatty
    5:25
  12. 12This Kid I Saw
    3:28
Return Of The Son Of Depression Auction
September 2011

Depression Auction

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  1. 1Those Parents, Adoption, And My Parents
    7:36
  2. 2I Got Rid Of Cable
    7:50
  3. 3 I'm Not A Man
    3:48
  4. 4I'd Be The Shittiest President Ever
    5:28
  5. 5Zero To Cunt
    1:07
  6. 6This Is The Bonus Track
    10:04
  7. 7F Your Wedding
    6:00
  8. 8Confrontations With Strangers
    7:06
  9. 9I Didn't Quit Smoking
    1:53
  10. 10I Quit Drinking
    6:42
  11. 11The Depression Auction
    3:05
  12. 12The Worst Gig Ever
    7:25
  13. 13They Stole My Identity
    1:36
Depression Auction
June 2010