Jess Dweck is a writer, comedian, and slightly Twitter-famous person living in New York. She currently writes for the Maude team Beige. You can read her work on Comedy Central's political humor blog, Indecision, and on Witstream.com. You can also come listen to her recite jokes into a microphone at various bars, performance spaces, and cardboard boxes around the city. But please, for the love of all that is holy, follow her on Twitter @TheDweck.