George Carlin

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Birthday:5/12/2017
Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
Hometown:New York City, New York, USA
Spouse:Sally Wade
Born 12th May 1937 in Manhattan, New York City, George Denis Patrick Carlin is acknowledged as one of the most influential stand-up comedians and placed 2nd on Comedy Central's top 10 comedians of the US. He was also a well known actor, critic and author. He appeared numerous times on The Tonight Show and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live. He also presented a number of specials prior to his death on 22nd June 2008. He was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor posthumously in 2008.

Albums

Take Offs & Put Ons

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  1. 1Commercials [Live]
    8:20
  2. 2Daytime Television [Live]
    9:37
  3. 3Disc Jockey) [Live]
    5:51
  4. 4The Indian Sergeant [Live]
    5:14
  5. 5The Newscast [Live]
    7:36
Take Offs & Put Ons
January 2017

Life Is Worth Losing

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  1. 1Extreme Human Behavior
    13:41
  2. 2The Suicide Guy
    7:06
  3. 3Autoerotic Asphyxia
    4:54
  4. 4A Modern Man
    3:53
  5. 5Three Little Words
    3:51
  6. 6Posthumous Female Transplants
    3:34
  7. 7Coast-to-Coast Emergency
    6:51
  8. 8The All-Suicide TV Channel
    3:13
  9. 9Pyramid of the Hopeless
    8:43
  10. 10Yeast Infection
    4:38
  11. 11Dumb Americans
    10:56
Life Is Worth Losing
November 2005

George Carlin on Comedy

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  1. 1Politics
    2:15
  2. 2Words
    3:40
  3. 3Burns & Carlin
    4:56
  4. 4The Business Of Comedy
    1:06
  5. 5Timing & Delivery
    1:43
  6. 6The Big Change
    5:19
  7. 7Physical Carlin
    2:08
  8. 8Writing Techniques
    4:54
  9. 9The Laughter Reflex
    2:42
  10. 10Lenny Bruce
    2:10
  11. 11Regional Differences
    5:49
  12. 12Trying Stuff Out
    2:28
  13. 13Comedy's Evolution
    1:32
  14. 14Prerequisites
    2:32
  15. 15Standing Alone
    5:55
  16. 16Advice
    0:52
  17. 17The Writer
    2:11
  18. 18Structuring The Act
    2:12
  19. 19Point Of View
    1:40
  20. 20The Vegas Incident
    3:19
  21. 21Early Influences
    2:04
  22. 22Comedy And Pain
    2:17
  23. 23First Time Funny
    5:08
  24. 24Respect
    1:33
George Carlin on Comedy
January 2002

Complaints and Grievances

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  1. 1Motivation Seminars
    1:05
  2. 2Singers with One Name
    0:41
  3. 3Telephone Mimes
    1:09
  4. 4Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!
    6:16
  5. 5Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
    0:38
  6. 6NASA-Holes
    1:32
  7. 7Baby Slings
    0:59
  8. 8Gun Enthusiasts
    1:26
  9. 9Parents of Honor Students
    2:15
  10. 10Family Newsletters
    1:23
  11. 11You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
    10:38
  12. 12Guys Named Todd
    1:30
  13. 13White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
    0:48
  14. 14Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons
    1:01
  15. 15People Who Misuse Credit Cards
    0:51
  16. 16Music on Answering Machines
    1:39
  17. 17Answering Machines
    0:52
  18. 18People Who Wear Visors
    0:39
  19. 19People Who Oughta Be Killed- Self-Help Books
    1:16
  20. 20Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
    7:14
  21. 21My Daddy
    0:51
Complaints and Grievances
November 2001

You Are All Diseased

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  1. 1There Is No God
    8:37
  2. 2Airport Security
    8:02
  3. 3Man Stuff
    5:23
  4. 4Advertising Lullabye
    2:37
  5. 5House Of Blues
    2:00
  6. 6Religion
    2:06
  7. 7Fear Of Germs
    5:58
  8. 8TV Tonight
    3:53
  9. 9American Bullshit
    2:38
  10. 10Harley Davidson
    1:24
  11. 11Names
    4:23
  12. 12Kids And Parents
    6:51
  13. 13Cigars
    1:39
  14. 14How's Everybody Doin'?
    0:54
  15. 15Angels
    1:10
  16. 16Minority Language
    2:12
  17. 17Businessmen
    1:26
You Are All Diseased
February 1999

Back in Town

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  1. 1State Prison Farms
    8:13
  2. 2Abortion
    8:41
  3. 3Sanctity of Life
    3:50
  4. 4Farting in Public
    3:00
  5. 5Free-Floating Hostility
    19:30
  6. 6Capital Punishment
    8:40
Back in Town
September 1996

Killer Carlin

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  1. 1Person to Person
    3:34
  2. 2The Cool World
    5:16
  3. 3Mothers Club
    4:39
  4. 4War Pictures
    3:42
  5. 5Capt. Jack & Jolly George
    4:01
  6. 6The Sickest
    1:54
  7. 7Killer Carlin
    2:47
Killer Carlin
April 1995

Jammin' in New York

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  1. 1Airline Announcements
    17:31
  2. 2Little Things We Share
    8:38
  3. 3Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
    7:35
  4. 4The Planet Is Fine
    13:37
  5. 5Golf Courses For The Homeless
    11:13
Jammin' in New York
November 1992

Parental Advisory- Explicit Lyrics

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  1. 1Some People Are Stupid
    2:30
  2. 2Offensive Language
    4:47
  3. 3Organ Donor Programs
    1:18
  4. 4They're Only Words
    1:49
  5. 5Euphemisms
    9:47
  6. 6Things You Don't Wanna Hear
    2:19
  7. 7Things You Never See
    0:55
  8. 8I Ain't Afraid of Cancer
    1:59
  9. 9I Love My Dog
    7:04
  10. 10Good Ideas
    2:36
  11. 11Rape Can Be Funny
    3:51
  12. 12Things You Never Hear
    1:20
  13. 13Feminist Blowjob
    7:24
  14. 14Don't Pull the Plug on Me
    1:30
  15. 15Life's Little Moments
    3:59
Parental Advisory- Explicit Lyrics
November 1990

What Am I Doing in New Jersey?

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  1. 1Keeping People Alert
    11:11
  2. 2More Stuff on Cars and Driving
    21:37
  3. 3People I Can Do Without
    3:47
  4. 4Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values
    11:10
What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
August 1988

Playin' with Your Head

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  1. 1Love And Regards
    5:36
  2. 2Five Twos
    2:01
  3. 3Losing Things
    7:59
  4. 4Missing
    1:04
  5. 5Hello-Goodbye
    4:13
  6. 6Sports
    9:40
  7. 7Groups And Charities
    3:55
  8. 8Things To Watch Out For
    2:25
  9. 9Earrings
    5:28
  10. 10Battered Plants
    3:44
  11. 11You're Lost
    1:40
Playin' with Your Head
July 1986

A Place For My Stuff

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  1. 1A Place for My Stuff
    4:35
  2. 2Abortion
    0:28
  3. 3Acknowledgements
    0:26
  4. 4Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
    6:29
  5. 5Have a Nice Day
    3:14
  6. 6Ice Box Man
    6:16
  7. 7Interview with Jesus
    8:06
  8. 8Join the Book Club
    2:37
  9. 9Opening
    1:14
  10. 10Rice Krispies
    2:35
  11. 11Second Announcements
    1:09
  12. 12Seventh Announcements
    0:16
  13. 13Sixth Announcements
    1:05
  14. 14Sixth Announcements(1)
    1:05
  15. 15Third Announcements
    1:26
  16. 16Fifth Announcements
    0:25
  17. 17First Announcements
    1:34
  18. 18Fourth Announcements
    0:53
  19. 19Fussy Eater (Part 1)
    3:39
  20. 20Fussy Eater (Part 2)
    4:32
A Place For My Stuff
January 1981

On the Road

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  1. 1Death and Dying
    13:48
  2. 2Headlines
    4:23
  3. 3How's Your Dog
    5:06
  4. 4Kids Are Too Small
    3:11
  5. 5Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers
    3:19
  6. 6Rules, Rules, Rules!
    2:32
  7. 7Supermarkets
    7:03
  8. 8On the Road
    4:46
  9. 9Words We Leave Behind
    1:55
On the Road
April 1977

An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo

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  1. 1Radio Dial
    1:52
  2. 2Religious Lift
    3:31
  3. 3High On The Plane
    4:29
  4. 4Teenage Masturbation
    4:53
  5. 5For Names' Sake
    6:59
  6. 6Y'Ever
    2:29
  7. 7Unrelated Things
    2:14
  8. 8Baseball/Football
    2:03
  9. 9Good Sports
    2:30
  10. 10Wurds
    1:01
  11. 11Flesh Covered Band-Aids
    2:48
  12. 12Bodily Functions
    5:44
  13. 13Mental Hot Foots
    2:54
  14. 14New News
    4:21
An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo
October 1975

Toledo

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  1. 1A Few More Farts
    5:55
  2. 2Snot, the Original Rubber Cement
    2:54
  3. 3Some Werds
    7:57
  4. 4The Metric System
    2:09
  5. 5Toledo Window Box
    4:56
  6. 6Urinals are 50 Percent Universal
    2:27
  7. 7Gay Lib
    2:06
  8. 8God
    6:43
  9. 9Goofy Shit
    3:59
  10. 10Nursery Rhymes
    4:15
  11. 11Water Sez
    1:05
Toledo
January 1974

Occupation Foole

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  1. 1Raisin Rhetoric
    2:06
  2. 2The Hallway Groups
    2:07
  3. 3Black Consciousness
    2:38
  4. 4Childhood Cliches
    4:04
  5. 5Cute Little Farts
    5:10
  6. 6Filthy Words
    11:30
  7. 7Grass Swept the Neighborhood
    1:25
  8. 8New York Voices
    7:06
  9. 9Occupation- Foole
    3:41
  10. 10Welcome to My Job
    3:02
  11. 11White Harlem
    4:45
Occupation Foole
January 1973

FM & AM

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  1. 1Divorce Game
    4:30
  2. 2Drugs
    4:24
  3. 3Let's Make a Deal
    4:48
  4. 4Sex in Commercials
    5:20
  5. 5Shoot
    5:55
  6. 6Son of Wino
    6:31
  7. 7The 11 o'clock News
    7:10
  8. 8The Hair Piece
    2:54
  9. 9Birth Control
    5:10
  10. 10Ed Sullivan Self Taught
    3:26
FM & AM
January 1972

Class Clown

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  1. 1Heavy Mysteries
    1:59
  2. 2I Used to Be Irish Catholic
    1:52
  3. 3Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful
    3:39
  4. 4Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
    6:44
  5. 5Special Dispensation- Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo
    3:41
  6. 6The Confessional
    4:12
  7. 7Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window )
    4:22
  8. 8Class Clown
    12:58
  9. 9Wasting Time- Sharing a Swallow
    2:27
Class Clown
January 1972

Burns and Carlin at the Playboy Club

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  1. 1Killer Carlin
    2:49
  2. 2Lenny Bruce
    2:15
  3. 3Capt. Jack & Jolly George
    4:03
  4. 4Herb Coolhouse
    4:33
  5. 5Mothers Club
    4:41
  6. 6The Original 'person To Person'
    3:57
  7. 7Mort Sahl
    3:32
  8. 8War Pictures
    3:44
Burns and Carlin at the Playboy Club
January 1960