Doug Stanhope

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Birthday:3/25/2017
Height: 5' 7" (1.7 m)
Hometown:Worcester, Massachusetts, USA
Douglas Stanhope is a comedian/actor/author. In 2007 Douglas did two television specials He did one for Showtime that he filmed at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York City, and he did one in the United Kingdom for the Channel 4 Comedy Lab that he filmed at the caves in Edinburgh called Doug Stanhope; Go Home. He was at the Festival Fringe in Edinburgh, Scotland in 2006 and he received 5 star reviews for his performance.

Albums

Before Turning the Gun on Himself ...

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  1. 1It's A Party, Not Daycare, Asshole
    1:04
  2. 2Just Move
    2:29
  3. 3Keynesian Economic Theory As Applied To Private Sector
    4:12
  4. 4My Piss Stinks
    2:36
  5. 5AA Is A Poorly Constructed Cult And Doesn't Work
    3:50
  6. 6Art The Unfortunate State Of The Japanese Undercarria
    12:25
  7. 7Bisbee Thrill Ride
    4:22
  8. 8Dr. Drew Is To Medicine What David Blaine Is To Science
    9:05
  9. 9Giant Black Cock
    5:53
  10. 10Hangover
    3:19
  11. 11Remember When I Used To Give A Shit Killer Closer
    7:25
  12. 12Simple Man
    3:01
Before Turning the Gun on Himself ...
TBA

Deadbeat Hero

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  1. 1- Faggot
    0:59
  2. 2- Immigration
    1:24
  3. 3- Leading you into Battle
    0:51
  4. 4- Liberty And Justice For Who
    2:43
  5. 5- Marriage Is Gay
    2:41
  6. 6- Medical Marijuana
    4:05
  7. 7- Mississippi Dildo Bust
    1:20
  8. 8- New Holes
    1:18
  9. 9- Not Guilty
    2:23
  10. 10- Subway Breakfast
    5:02
  11. 11- What To Do About Mother
    3:22
  12. 12- Abortion
    5:09
  13. 13- Benefit For Fallen Officers
    2:27
  14. 14- Breakfast Trannies
    2:48
  15. 15- Credit Where Credit Is Due
    3:58
  16. 16- Democracy Is A Flawed Theory
    0:52
  17. 17- Free Country
    3:53
  18. 18- He's Just Drunk
    1:16
  19. 19- Hero Pussy,Risk Life
    1:40
  20. 20- Priest Molestation
    2:54
  21. 21- Rules of War
    1:07
  22. 22- Steal Shit and Quit
    2:34
  23. 23- Trade Out
    1:14
  24. 24- Troop Support(er)
    4:10
  25. 25- Two-Headed Baby
    4:58
  26. 26- Until The Mongols Come Over The Hills
    1:38
  27. 27- Vasectomy
    3:04
Deadbeat Hero
TBA

No Place Like Home

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  1. 11st World Poverty
    2:40
  2. 218 Years A Slave
    4:27
  3. 3All Apologies
    2:50
  4. 4And You Wonder Why
    2:14
  5. 5Born A Woman
    3:40
  6. 6Cancer Vanity
    4:25
  7. 7Free Range Crazies
    2:02
  8. 8Hey ISIS, Get Off My Lawn
    2:05
  9. 9Imagine The Beheading
    4:58
  10. 10Instant Karma
    3:16
  11. 11Jäger Toes
    1:44
  12. 12Kick Like You Kick
    4:18
  13. 13Locked Up Abroad
    3:51
  14. 14Mentally Ill vs Mentally Challenged
    3:32
  15. 15Pukers
    2:05
  16. 16Queer Showers
    4:39
  17. 17The Euphemism Treadmill
    3:17
  18. 18The Late Robin Williams
    1:35
  19. 19Vietnam Hats Nightmares
    3:58
  20. 20TMZ Is America's Bowel Cancer
    2:47
  21. 21We've Always Been Wrong
    2:14
  22. 22What's Your Label
    1:44
  23. 23Work Around The Hernia
    2:05
No Place Like Home
December 2016

Beer Hall Putsch

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  1. 160 Inches of AIDS on Any Given Sunday
    10:28
  2. 2Triage the Charity
    2:25
  3. 3The Lady and the Champ
    7:59
  4. 4Incentive-Based Eugenics
    4:53
  5. 5I Am Gay
    4:23
  6. 6Drink to Have a Good Time
    2:51
  7. 710k Fun Run for Nothing
    4:43
  8. 8Farewell, Mother
    10:17
  9. 9I Can Do Nothing Better Than You
    4:30
  10. 10Occupy Elsewhere
    6:30
Beer Hall Putsch
September 2013

Oslo - Burning the Bridge to Nowhere

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  1. 1Hello, Sarah
    3:27
  2. 2Jizzoons
    0:54
  3. 3New Oslo
    2:45
  4. 4Noah
    2:25
  5. 5Olympics
    2:00
  6. 6Suicide in Finland
    2:02
  7. 7What Have You Done For Me Lately
    1:02
  8. 8Abortion Is Green
    2:02
  9. 9Blort
    7:52
  10. 10Complete Unemployment
    0:54
  11. 11Dead People's Baggage
    1:57
  12. 12Drambuie
    8:45
  13. 13Erectile Function
    0:43
  14. 14First Midget Bullfighter
    1:43
  15. 15Freemarket Pussy
    2:34
  16. 16Genghis Fuck Scenes
    3:27
  17. 17Go-Kart Track Massacre
    1:15
  18. 18Royalty
    2:42
  19. 19Shame and Self-Awareness
    1:58
  20. 20Spaceship to Glarkk
    4:18
  21. 21Spinning Dildo
    4:17
  22. 22Stinkless Pussy
    1:06
  23. 23Stomping Kittens
    2:16
  24. 24Strong Target
    3:04
  25. 25Ugly Woman Who Could Sing
    5:34
  26. 26What's He Building in There
    2:26
Oslo - Burning the Bridge to Nowhere
April 2011

From Across the Street

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  1. 1Blog This!
    3:14
  2. 2Suicidal Species
    2:25
  3. 3Don't Talk to Strangers
    8:22
  4. 4[Unknown]
    3:09
  5. 5Dominatrix Health Care
    4:51
  6. 6A Reputation for Violence
    3:28
  7. 7For Only Two Dollars a Month You Can Keep This Kid Alive Long Enough to Produce Six More People Who Have Nothing to Eat
    4:24
  8. 8Goodnite, Clark Adams!
    7:13
  9. 9You Ruined the Man Show
    2:26
  10. 10Funny Thing About Child Porn
    1:18
  11. 11Steve Fosset - Adventurer!
    5:12
  12. 12You Get What You Deserve
    3:41
  13. 13Preventative Medicine
    2:43
  14. 14Monogamy
    5:22
From Across the Street
November 2009

Morbid Obscenity

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  1. 1Sean Rouse 3
    4:58
  2. 2Sean Rouse 1
    5:39
  3. 3Doug Stanhope Intro
    4:01
  4. 4Doug Introduces Mr. Hinty
    1:33
  5. 5Doug and the Surveillance Nation
    1:48
  6. 6Sean Rouse 2
    4:46
  7. 7Andy Andrist 2
    4:58
  8. 8Andy Andrist 3
    4:30
  9. 9Doug Stanhope 5
    3:40
  10. 10Banjo Randy
    1:51
  11. 11Andy Andrist 1
    5:59
  12. 12Doug Stanhope 4
    4:17
  13. 13Doug Stanhope 3
    6:07
  14. 14Doug Stanhope 2
    4:29
  15. 15Doug Stanhope 1
    6:28
  16. 16Lynn Shawcroft
    6:25
  17. 17Doug and the Condo Rules
    2:12
Morbid Obscenity
June 2006

Live @ Wiseacres

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  1. 1It's All the Same
    4:17
  2. 2America Has Jumped the Shark
    4:37
  3. 3You Need Me
    3:56
  4. 4Periods
    1:17
  5. 5Advertising
    3:10
  6. 6$97
    2:30
  7. 7Right On Time
    3:12
  8. 8Intro
    1:12
  9. 9Mediocrity
    6:39
  10. 10Smoking
    3:11
  11. 11Bald Girls
    1:08
  12. 12Rubber Fuck My Face
    9:36
  13. 13Child Molestation
    5:17
  14. 14Don't Take Shit Too Seriously
    4:22
  15. 15The System
    4:13
  16. 16The Next Generation
    2:26
  17. 17Baseball
    6:04
  18. 18Drugs
    3:34
  19. 19Sins
    4:25
  20. 20Stop Playing God
    4:27
Live @ Wiseacres
March 2006

Die Laughing

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  1. 1Pro Abortion
    2:41
  2. 2The Upside Of Sexual Abuse
    1:41
  3. 3Lucky In Love
    1:54
  4. 4Stuff I Should Have Edited Out But Didn't
    3:27
  5. 5Try Sodomy!
    4:36
  6. 6Potty Mouth
    1:41
  7. 7School Shootings
    5:18
  8. 8The Beautiful People
    3:00
  9. 9Wisdom
    3:23
  10. 10President Doug
    2:02
  11. 11DUI/MADD
    6:33
  12. 12Eeewwww!
    0:49
  13. 13Ants
    2:18
  14. 14Get Off The Field, You Suck!
    4:13
  15. 15Fuck You God
    6:43
  16. 16Second Hand Bullshit
    1:41
  17. 17Cowards
    1:25
  18. 18Hair In My Food
    3:16
  19. 19Stillborn Liver
    2:05
  20. 20Drugs Are For Kids
    3:52
  21. 21To Tell You The Truth
    3:14
Die Laughing
August 2002

ACID Bootleg

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  1. 1My Kids Are My Life
    2:16
  2. 2Rubber Fuck My Face
    4:19
  3. 3Marriage, Kids, & Sadomy
    4:39
  4. 4P.E.T.A
    2:32
  5. 5School Shootings
    1:46
  6. 6Internet Porn
    1:51
  7. 7Shake the Baby!
    4:28
  8. 8Tits & Buttfucking are Ill
    6:04
  9. 9ACID & Drugs
    2:02
  10. 10As Slow as the Slowest Li
    2:36
  11. 11The Tit Fuck Joke again
    0:44
  12. 12Intro Fuck Brodey Stevens
    1:37
  13. 13Fuck Someone Uglier than
    1:13
  14. 14Pace Yourself Sexually
    2:07
  15. 15Then You'll Fuck Me
    1:47
  16. 16Terrified of Poop
    3:40
  17. 17Extacy
    1:27
  18. 18DUI's
    3:54
  19. 19Sex Secrets & Gossip
    2:08
  20. 20The Bible & Religion
    1:12
  21. 21Vice Cops
    5:43
  22. 22The Truth
    1:54
  23. 23Fucked A Midget
    4:12
ACID Bootleg
January 2001

Something To Take The Edge Off

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  1. 1Offensive To Midgets
    3:20
  2. 2A Matter Of Size
    1:20
  3. 3Live Life
    1:04
  4. 4Don't Pull Your Dick Out
    1:45
  5. 516 An Hour
    1:04
  6. 6Scared Straight
    1:27
  7. 7Suicide
    3:27
  8. 8Dead Sport (Behind The Comedy)
    5:20
  9. 9Freak Shows
    1:28
  10. 10Top Ten Laws
    1:06
  11. 11Vice
    6:33
  12. 12Shake The Baby
    5:02
  13. 13Quitter
    2:54
  14. 14End The Hate
    2:27
  15. 15Real Stories
    2:55
  16. 16Pace Yourself
    1:46
  17. 17Destroying Your Body
    0:50
  18. 18Excess In Moderation
    1:47
  19. 19Big Rubber Fist
    2:24
  20. 20The Tit Fuck Joke In It's Entirety
    0:45
  21. 21Bobbie Barnett
    7:34
Something To Take The Edge Off
August 2000

Sicko

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  1. 1SICKO
    4:51
  2. 2Tits Are Illegal
    3:09
  3. 3For The Man Who Has Everything
    2:50
  4. 4The Transvestite Hooker Incident
    5:13
  5. 5The Banana Lady
    7:38
  6. 6Mom
    6:10
  7. 7No Holes Barred
    2:36
  8. 8The Perfect Girl
    3:24
  9. 9Terrible Piece Of Ass
    4:10
  10. 10Big Dick Dreams
    2:11
  11. 11!*?&#! Truckers!
    3:36
  12. 12Someone's Been Sleeping In My Bed
    2:33
  13. 13Smoke This!
    3:32
  14. 14$5
    5:29
  15. 15Ecstasy
    2:05
Sicko
April 1999

The Great White Stanhope

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  1. 1Death From Above
    4:03
  2. 2Child Abuse
    2:38
  3. 3Aspen
    2:15
  4. 4Far Too Young
    2:56
  5. 5The Perfect Girl
    2:53
  6. 6Gambling
    2:41
  7. 7&# Truck Drivers
    1:26
  8. 8Smoking Section
    3:37
  9. 9Adult Bookstores Hotel Porn
    2:42
  10. 10Earbody Piercing
    1:58
  11. 11Bonus Track
    1:11
  12. 12Not An Artist
    2:49
  13. 13Transvestites
    7:42
  14. 14Jizzed By Hertz
    2:01
  15. 15Nothing On The Radio
    1:08
  16. 16The Banana Lady
    4:45
  17. 17Topless Bar Ugly Drunk
    2:50
  18. 18Never Too Old
    2:20
  19. 19Booze And Chicks
    1:32
  20. 20Ecstacy
    2:08
The Great White Stanhope
October 1998