Brendon Burns

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Birthday:4/19/2017
Hometown:Perth, Australia
Brendon Burns is a comedian/author. In 1996 he appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe as the host of The Comedy Zone Showcase of new acts. He has been back to the Edinburgh Fringe almost every year since then, and in 2007 he was the top prize winner there. He started the Brendon Burns Show which is a podcast in 2014. He has released nine live recordings in his career. Sober and Clean is available on CD/DVD and is a compilation of several live shows.

Albums

Pompously Lectures Americans

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  1. 1Racial Slurs Around the World
    14:29
  2. 2Paedophiles in Prison
    2:50
  3. 3Stonehenge
    6:43
  4. 4We're On Fucking Fire!
    4:49
  5. 5Steve Irwin
    4:15
  6. 6Ann Coulter
    2:24
  7. 7Not Quite Atheist Yet
    9:02
  8. 8British House of Lords
    2:38
  9. 9Melbournians
    1:14
  10. 10To Death!
    4:50
  11. 11American Revelations
    3:23
  12. 12Posh Aussie
    4:24
  13. 13N-Bombs and Meow Meows
    9:00
  14. 14Arnold
    5:32
Pompously Lectures Americans
April 2013

Y'Know, Love 'n' God 'n' Metaphysics 'n' S**t

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  1. 1Cocksuckers Laugh
    5:08
  2. 2Electric Pussy
    7:31
  3. 3Empty Your Head
    8:08
  4. 4Finale End
    1:00
  5. 5Finale
    2:55
  6. 6Fundamentalist Atheism
    13:56
  7. 7Lesbian Threesomes
    8:22
  8. 8Me Dad's Got Cancer!
    3:55
  9. 9Michael Jackson
    13:54
  10. 10We're On Fire
    8:33
Y'Know, Love 'n' God 'n' Metaphysics 'n' S**t
February 2013

The Thinking Man's Idiot

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  1. 1Blunt Ambivalence Coupled With A Complete Lack Of Self-Awareness Mother' The Energy Drink
    7:05
  2. 2British Racism & Dizzee Rascal
    6:22
  3. 3Bushfires
    5:25
  4. 4International Homelessness
    3:46
  5. 5Intro
    1:12
  6. 6Lake Ballard
    3:56
  7. 7Latins Americans
    4:45
  8. 8Not For Melbournian Consumption
    6:58
  9. 9The Socio-Economic Significance Of Jade Goody's Death
    4:25
  10. 10 The Words P*ki, A*o, N***er & A Cheese Called 'Coon'
    6:32
  11. 11To Death !!!
    4:44
  12. 12Posh Aussie
    5:46
  13. 13Steve Irwin's Death
    3:34
The Thinking Man's Idiot
September 2009

Mispent Childhood

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  1. 1Chickens Are Shit
    2:15
  2. 2Dyslexic Uncle Tom
    6:09
  3. 3Hello West Country
    1:26
  4. 4Homosexuality Is Natural And Funny
    7:03
  5. 5Kill The Kids
    2:42
  6. 6Lesbians, G-Spots and Orifices
    7:02
  7. 7Liberals Vs Conservatives
    2:51
  8. 8Lonely Baby Father
    6:38
  9. 9Political Correctness Is The New Racism
    3:46
  10. 10Rikki's Big Night In
    1:06
  11. 11Royals And Mongrels
    2:28
  12. 12Sex Tips
    11:36
  13. 13Teenage Girls
    1:48
Mispent Childhood
December 2008

Not for Everyone

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  1. 1Half British And Ashamed
    5:45
  2. 2Don't Heckle
    2:59
  3. 3Has The Red Dot Gone
    4:01
  4. 4Hutton Inquiry
    3:58
  5. 5I Don't Remember Buying In
    2:58
  6. 6Kids Shows
    2:28
  7. 7No Race No Nationality
    5:42
  8. 8The Inappropriate Father
    14:30
  9. 9The Word Lezza
    3:12
  10. 10They Don't Do Anti-War
    2:58
  11. 11When Tony Met George
    5:37
  12. 12Winning Designs
    2:26
  13. 13(Hidden Track) Don't Mention the Rugby
    0:04
  14. 14A Bit Of A Prick
    3:04
  15. 15Anti-War Demos
    1:40
  16. 16Bullying In The Army
    1:10
  17. 17Sarah Ain't Differently-Abled
    6:51
  18. 18The Future Of Reality TV
    4:31
Not for Everyone
December 2008

Buckets & Sulpher

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  1. 1Aboriginal Guilt
    3:27
  2. 2Apropos Of Hillsy (Who Does In Fact Not Stump Women)
    8:09
  3. 3Back On Track
    5:58
  4. 4Bit Of A Cunt
    5:38
  5. 5British Irony
    3:03
  6. 6Don't Be Great Be Good
    4:57
  7. 7Fuck The Scousers
    3:41
  8. 8Funtime At Neverland
    2:06
  9. 9George W Is Too Easy
    1:35
  10. 10GTA
    3:20
  11. 11Hello Watford
    2:46
  12. 12Homeless Ain't In
    2:04
  13. 13I Know The Irish
    2:25
  14. 14Love In The Dam
    3:31
  15. 15No AA For Mr Burns
    1:59
  16. 16No Title
    2:36
  17. 17Some Victims Don't Count
    2:19
  18. 18Sympathy For The Fat
    8:36
  19. 19The Dwarf Circuit
    3:48
  20. 20Westend Cosmo
    1:37
  21. 21Why Wouldn't We
    2:37
Buckets & Sulpher
December 2008