Brendon Burns

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Birthday:4/19/2017
Hometown:Perth, Australia
Brendon Burns is a comedian/author. In 1996 he appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe as the host of The Comedy Zone Showcase of new acts. He has been back to the Edinburgh Fringe almost every year since then, and in 2007 he was the top prize winner there. He started the Brendon Burns Show which is a podcast in 2014. He has released nine live recordings in his career. Sober and Clean is available on CD/DVD and is a compilation of several live shows.

Albums

Pompously Lectures Americans

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  1. 1Stonehenge
    6:43
  2. 2Racial Slurs Around the World
    14:29
  3. 3Paedophiles in Prison
    2:50
  4. 4We're On Fucking Fire!
    4:49
  5. 5Steve Irwin
    4:15
  6. 6Ann Coulter
    2:24
  7. 7Not Quite Atheist Yet
    9:02
  8. 8British House of Lords
    2:38
  9. 9Melbournians
    1:14
  10. 10To Death!
    4:50
  11. 11N-Bombs and Meow Meows
    9:00
  12. 12American Revelations
    3:23
  13. 13Posh Aussie
    4:24
  14. 14Arnold
    5:32
Pompously Lectures Americans
April 2013

Y'Know, Love 'n' God 'n' Metaphysics 'n' S**t

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  1. 1Cocksuckers Laugh
    5:08
  2. 2Electric Pussy
    7:31
  3. 3Empty Your Head
    8:08
  4. 4Finale End
    1:00
  5. 5Finale
    2:55
  6. 6Fundamentalist Atheism
    13:56
  7. 7Lesbian Threesomes
    8:22
  8. 8Me Dad's Got Cancer!
    3:55
  9. 9Michael Jackson
    13:54
  10. 10We're On Fire
    8:33
Y'Know, Love 'n' God 'n' Metaphysics 'n' S**t
February 2013

The Thinking Man's Idiot

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  1. 1Blunt Ambivalence Coupled With A Complete Lack Of Self-Awareness Mother' The Energy Drink
    7:05
  2. 2British Racism & Dizzee Rascal
    6:22
  3. 3Bushfires
    5:25
  4. 4Not For Melbournian Consumption
    6:58
  5. 5Posh Aussie
    5:46
  6. 6Steve Irwin's Death
    3:34
  7. 7The Socio-Economic Significance Of Jade Goody's Death
    4:25
  8. 8 The Words P*ki, A*o, N***er & A Cheese Called 'Coon'
    6:32
  9. 9To Death !!!
    4:44
  10. 10International Homelessness
    3:46
  11. 11Intro
    1:12
  12. 12Lake Ballard
    3:56
  13. 13Latins Americans
    4:45
The Thinking Man's Idiot
September 2009

Mispent Childhood

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  1. 1Chickens Are Shit
    2:15
  2. 2Dyslexic Uncle Tom
    6:09
  3. 3Political Correctness Is The New Racism
    3:46
  4. 4Rikki's Big Night In
    1:06
  5. 5Royals And Mongrels
    2:28
  6. 6Sex Tips
    11:36
  7. 7Teenage Girls
    1:48
  8. 8Hello West Country
    1:26
  9. 9Homosexuality Is Natural And Funny
    7:03
  10. 10Kill The Kids
    2:42
  11. 11Lesbians, G-Spots and Orifices
    7:02
  12. 12Liberals Vs Conservatives
    2:51
  13. 13Lonely Baby Father
    6:38
Mispent Childhood
December 2008

Buckets & Sulpher

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  1. 1Aboriginal Guilt
    3:27
  2. 2Apropos Of Hillsy (Who Does In Fact Not Stump Women)
    8:09
  3. 3Back On Track
    5:58
  4. 4Bit Of A Cunt
    5:38
  5. 5British Irony
    3:03
  6. 6Don't Be Great Be Good
    4:57
  7. 7Fuck The Scousers
    3:41
  8. 8Funtime At Neverland
    2:06
  9. 9George W Is Too Easy
    1:35
  10. 10GTA
    3:20
  11. 11Hello Watford
    2:46
  12. 12Homeless Ain't In
    2:04
  13. 13I Know The Irish
    2:25
  14. 14Love In The Dam
    3:31
  15. 15No AA For Mr Burns
    1:59
  16. 16No Title
    2:36
  17. 17Some Victims Don't Count
    2:19
  18. 18Sympathy For The Fat
    8:36
  19. 19The Dwarf Circuit
    3:48
  20. 20Westend Cosmo
    1:37
  21. 21Why Wouldn't We
    2:37
Buckets & Sulpher
December 2008

Not for Everyone

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  1. 1Anti-War Demos
    1:40
  2. 2Bullying In The Army
    1:10
  3. 3Don't Heckle
    2:59
  4. 4No Race No Nationality
    5:42
  5. 5Sarah Ain't Differently-Abled
    6:51
  6. 6The Future Of Reality TV
    4:31
  7. 7The Inappropriate Father
    14:30
  8. 8The Word Lezza
    3:12
  9. 9They Don't Do Anti-War
    2:58
  10. 10(Hidden Track) Don't Mention the Rugby
    0:04
  11. 11Half British And Ashamed
    5:45
  12. 12A Bit Of A Prick
    3:04
  13. 13Has The Red Dot Gone
    4:01
  14. 14Hutton Inquiry
    3:58
  15. 15I Don't Remember Buying In
    2:58
  16. 16Kids Shows
    2:28
  17. 17When Tony Met George
    5:37
  18. 18Winning Designs
    2:26
Not for Everyone
December 2008