Austin Horton

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Raised in Layton, UT with a deep love for the Angels, Jazz, and all sports but particularly baseball, basketball, and football. Also music and drama. Tried to be a stand-up comedian, 'settled' for sports radio. Advocate for the 'Bald is Beautiful' campaign (not a real campaign). Married to an angel who is so friendly she actually makes friends while in public restrooms. Austin's not as fat, angry, or neurotic as The Big Show would have you believe. Fine. He's fat, angry, and neurotic.