Andrew Dice Clay

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Birthday:9/29/2017
Height: 5' 11" (1.8 m)
Hometown:Brooklyn, New York, USA
Spouse:Valerie Silverstein
Andrew Dice Clay is an American comedian/actor. He has the honor of being the first comedian to have sold out seats at Madison Square Garden on two consecutive nights in 1990. He had a role in Blue Jasmine, a Woody Allen film, along with Alec Baldwin and Kate Blanchett. He has released many DVD's, including "No Apologies" and "Dice Rues!" Many of his CDs have reached platinum and multi-gold status, including "The Day the Laughter Died" and "Face Down, Ass Up".

Albums

Face Down Ass Up

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  1. 1Sid-In The Toilet
    2:31
  2. 2Rita's Ass Funnel
    1:41
  3. 3Grocery-Part 2
    1:22
  4. 4He Said, She Said
    7:42
  5. 5Old School Phone
    6:59
  6. 6K2Y-China Diner
    2:37
  7. 7Fat Ass House Mix
    2:26
  8. 8My Cum
    1:29
  9. 9Midgets 2000
    5:19
  10. 10Good 4 U
    5:04
  11. 11Big Tit-Pin Tit
    3:59
  12. 12Clubb 33 (Reprise)(feat. Snoop Dogg)
    3:16
  13. 13For Who, For Her, For What
    0:35
  14. 14Banana Nose
    0:33
  15. 15Flat Ass-Fat Ass
    1:20
  16. 16Sid And The Oriental
    3:17
  17. 17Banana Girl
    0:33
  18. 18Grocery-Part 1
    0:31
  19. 19The Honeymoon's Over
    0:55
  20. 20Club 33
    3:10
  21. 21Date Night At The Movies
    3:47
  22. 22The Honeymoon
    1:53
  23. 23Sid-All Round Up
    0:16
  24. 24Dice Funk-Up
    1:29
  25. 25Road Call
    1:22
  26. 26THe Poem
    0:24
  27. 27Big Head
    0:55
  28. 28Home Or Office, You Decide
    0:44
  29. 29Fish Tank
    0:28
  30. 30K2Y-Wife
    0:47
  31. 31Never Marry Her
    1:21
  32. 32My Statement
    1:02
  33. 33The Pencil Room
    1:19
Face Down Ass Up
September 2000

The Day the Laughter Died Pt. 2

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  1. 1Bachelorette Party
    4:15
  2. 2Bachelorette Party
    4:15
  3. 3Chinese
    0:17
  4. 4Chinks
    2:48
  5. 5Critics
    3:22
  6. 6Deef Dumb
    1:34
  7. 7Dr. Dice
    0:20
  8. 8Film Video
    1:46
  9. 9Games
    1:05
  10. 10Gas (Feminine)
    3:07
  11. 11Greeting Cards
    1:47
  12. 12Pink Dot
    1:54
  13. 13Rice
    1:19
  14. 14Sealed With A Kiss
    1:48
  15. 15Songs
    7:48
  16. 16Sound
    1:29
  17. 17Surprise
    3:52
  18. 18Talk To 'Em
    0:32
  19. 19The Argument
    5:30
  20. 20The Contractor
    2:20
  21. 21The Notes
    0:48
  22. 22The Wedding
    4:04
  23. 23Thermometers
    0:14
  24. 24Tis The Season
    0:23
  25. 25Tom The Philippino
    2:58
  26. 26Wife Tells All
    1:55
  27. 27Chinese Restaurant
    1:50
  28. 28Mad Max
    3:15
  29. 29More Notes
    2:06
  30. 30My First Concert
    2:09
  31. 31No Poems
    3:00
The Day the Laughter Died Pt. 2
January 1993

40 Too Long

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  1. 1Dice's Checklist
    1:41
  2. 2Dice On Redheaded Men
    0:42
  3. 3Dice Gets Creative In Bed
    5:07
  4. 4You May Be Dancing With Me
    3:32
  5. 5Dice On Bodybuilders
    1:13
  6. 6Dice Greeting Cards
    0:43
  7. 7Dice Does It Like Dis
    1:00
  8. 8Dice Vs. Pee Wee
    0:30
  9. 9Let Yourself Go
    2:13
  10. 10Dice On Redheads
    1:41
  11. 11Dice Rewrites History
    2:11
  12. 12Dice Buys A Suit
    3:36
  13. 13Dice At The Drive Thru
    1:03
  14. 14Dice Jerks Off
    2:26
  15. 15Dice On Reading Material
    1:07
  16. 16Dice And Truckdrivers
    0:23
  17. 17Dice The Advocate
    2:34
  18. 18Dice Stops For Gas
    2:29
  19. 19Dice Just Says No Leno
    1:48
  20. 20'What A Mess'
    0:50
  21. 21Dice Knows When To Say When
    2:46
  22. 22Dice Talks To The Salesman
    1:00
  23. 23Dice On Disasters
    1:51
  24. 24Dice On Complaints
    1:25
  25. 25Dice On Nutrition
    1:38
  26. 26Dice On Orgasms
    2:06
  27. 27Dice Goes To The Mall
    3:35
  28. 28Dice On Manners
    1:19
  29. 29Dice On Lasting Relationships
    2:54
  30. 30Dice Has Random Thoughts
    1:38
  31. 31Dice Learns To Mambo
    3:09
40 Too Long
January 1992

Dice Rules

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  1. 1Couples In Love
    3:31
  2. 2The Driveway
    0:19
  3. 3Hoggin
    3:20
  4. 4Salt & Pepper
    0:14
  5. 5Backwards
    1:48
  6. 6Smokin'
    2:11
  7. 7Intro
    2:42
  8. 81989-A Review
    6:08
  9. 9Ya Can't Be Nice To Them
    0:33
  10. 10What If The Chick Gets Pregnant
    1:39
  11. 11A Day At The Beach
    2:38
  12. 12Ya Hear
    0:54
  13. 13The Grocery Store
    0:32
  14. 14No Pity
    1:04
  15. 15The Urinal
    0:14
  16. 16Woman's World
    0:32
  17. 17Black Chicks
    0:41
  18. 18Moby And The Japs
    0:51
  19. 19Double Parking
    0:29
  20. 20Apartment Life
    0:50
  21. 21Don't Move
    1:05
  22. 22Smokin' For Your Health
    0:37
  23. 23People Are Pricks
    1:30
  24. 24Debbie Duz Everything
    3:00
  25. 25How Are Ya
    1:18
  26. 26Brooklyn Bad Boy
    2:46
  27. 27Fat Orgasms
    0:29
  28. 28Industrial Size
    0:40
  29. 29The Bait
    2:31
  30. 30Smokin' For Your Health
    0:37
  31. 31No Guilt
    2:54
  32. 32Shampoo
    0:48
  33. 33Shakin' Hands
    0:29
  34. 34Birds
    0:59
  35. 35When I Was Young
    2:09
  36. 36Phone Sex
    2:19
  37. 373 Beautiful Dates
    3:51
  38. 38Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe)
    1:39
  39. 39Christmas Presents
    1:24
  40. 40The First Blow-Job
    0:50
  41. 41The Attitude
    1:53
  42. 42Hoidy Toidy Chicks
    1:18
  43. 43Doctors And Nurses
    1:37
  44. 44Handicaps, Cripples
    2:03
  45. 45Bad Press
    1:10
  46. 46The Golden Age Of Television
    1:51
  47. 47Bambi
    2:42
  48. 48Masturbation
    1:31
  49. 49Japs
    0:41
  50. 50The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party)
    2:15
  51. 51Mother Goose
    3:27
  52. 52Filthy In Bed
    1:39
  53. 53The News
    0:48
  54. 54Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will)
    1:12
  55. 55Subway Travel
    1:00
  56. 56Joey
    2:07
  57. 57Action
    0:21
  58. 58A Vibrant Beautiful Woman
    0:36
  59. 59Speedin'
    1:26
Dice Rules
April 1991

The Day The Laughter Died

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  1. 1More Notes
    2:06
  2. 2Chinese
    0:17
  3. 3Sound
    1:29
  4. 4Sealed With A Kiss
    1:48
  5. 5Thermometers
    0:14
  6. 6Mad Max
    3:15
  7. 7Film & Video
    1:46
  8. 8Deef & Dumb
    1:34
  9. 9The Argument
    5:30
  10. 10Talk To 'Em
    0:32
  11. 11The Contractor
    2:20
  12. 12Rice
    1:19
  13. 13The Wedding
    4:04
  14. 14Pink Dot
    1:54
  15. 15Tis The Season
    0:23
  16. 16Bachelorette Party
    4:15
  17. 17Critics
    3:22
  18. 18Songs
    7:48
  19. 19Games
    1:05
  20. 20Dr. Dice
    0:20
  21. 21Greeting Cards
    1:47
  22. 22Tom & The Philippino
    2:58
  23. 23No Poems
    3:00
  24. 24Chinks
    2:48
  25. 25The Notes
    0:48
  26. 26My First Concert
    2:09
  27. 27Wife Tells All
    1:55
  28. 28Gas (Feminine)
    3:07
  29. 29Surprise
    3:52
  30. 30Chinese Restaurant
    1:50
The Day The Laughter Died
March 1990

Dice

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  1. 1A Day At The Beach
    2:38
  2. 2Couples In Love
    3:31
  3. 3Doctors And Nurses
    1:37
  4. 4Hoggin
    3:20
  5. 5Shampoo
    0:48
  6. 6Smokin'
    2:11
  7. 7Speedin'
    1:26
  8. 8The Attitude
    1:53
  9. 9The Bait
    2:31
  10. 10The Golden Age Of Television
    1:51
  11. 11What If The Chick Gets Pregnant
    1:39
  12. 12When I Was Young
    2:09
  13. 13Joey
    2:07
  14. 14Masturbation
    1:31
  15. 15Moby And The Japs
    0:51
  16. 16Dice Clay Andrew
    3:27
  17. 17No Guilt
    2:54
  18. 18No Pity
    1:04
Dice
January 1989